4,407 DepressedTortoise Comments

  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane
    Dell inspiron 2012 core I5 version. No GPU card. All stock

    Pre-Beta- ~1200 pts with all low settings

    Post beta- ~ 3400 pts with all settings except for shadows

  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Oh yeah. Some of the bigger 1-1 boats run smooth as a Boxer.

    +1
  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @doge Core I5 2800 and dell onboard graphics

  • When you find out 1.8 isn't going to bring any new features 5.8 years ago

    bro. I think the fact by 2013 office pc got 100 fps with this
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/CLvM35/Dodge-Charger-1970-R-T
    is enough.

  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.8 years ago

    Okay, two mod issues
    - RadarPlugin- Grey square spins in background and nothing is registered
    Freecam- Enables freecam from game start. Can not be turned off unless
    game is restarted with mod disabled

    • Shadows cause intense lag

    • Gyroscopes are way more capable

    • Also, WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO? WITH SHADOWS OFF AND ALL HIGH SETTINGS I'M GETTING ~100 FPS ON A 2012 DELL INSPIRON WITH NO GPU ON A 1300 PART PLANE!

    +4
  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.8 years ago

    I don't even care that it's lame. Seeing a post by you about 1.8 gets my heart rate up. Even some minor performance upgrades is plenty to get me opting in!

    +1
  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.8 years ago

    Raises hand at orbital speeds

    +3
  • Subscribe to Pewdiepie 5.8 years ago

    @Rawhide Yo they did there were some guys holding shirts that said sub 2 pew die pie

  • Strix Mito Sword Mk 1B (Africa Paint Scheme) 5.8 years ago

    Wow! Just... Wow.

  • And It only Keeps On Getting Better 5.8 years ago

    @Winstonlharambe @Chancey21

    Chancey is right.

    +3
  • Teaser shot! 5.8 years ago

    Nice choice, but I'm more of a SpaceX fan myself. Tag me nonetheless.

    +1
  • 300 followers + new profile picture 5.8 years ago

    Good to see you, man.

  • Simple motorcycle 5.8 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 He's obviously using white-walls.
    And white treads..

  • A Small Teaser for my Next Build! 5.8 years ago

    @RailfanEthan Real men don't pose in front of trains.

    +1
  • V-77 (just testing 5.8 years ago

    @Falken Neet

  • V-77 (just testing 5.8 years ago

    So what does it do? I'm curious.

  • Egg 5.8 years ago

    Gtfo.

  • for those who have smash ultimate 5.8 years ago

    waluigiforsmash

  • V-65 X 5.8 years ago

    It's GORGEOUS!!!

  • Almost done 5.8 years ago

    I want to try this.
    Can you tag me when it comes out?

  • Weather be on crack rn... 5.8 years ago

    We had a Bus slip off the road and nearly end up in a creek. Good times.

  • TEST PILOTS NEEDED | Silver Spirit 5.8 years ago

    T P

    Toilet paper.

    +2
  • Simple_Record_Egg 5.8 years ago

    @Piolt1 The P-51 was a marvel of it's time. Definitely agree.

    Sorry @Simple0record0egg
    No egg jokes for you.

  • Simple_Record_Egg 5.8 years ago

    @ShiptyTheLucario Hmm.

    Now that you say that...

    I agree...

  • Simple_Record_Egg 5.8 years ago

    @ThePilotDude No. I've followed discord convos and multiple looks at the rules. I don't see how this is a rule-breaker. Sure, it may be a sort of beggy thing, but it isn't coming from someone who already has points. I don't agree with him coming back after being banned, but if he had said "Lets see how many upvotes or downloads this can get" I don't think it has any room to be removed. Sure it may be unnecessary, but it doesn't need to be removed.

    +1
  • Simple_Record_Egg 5.8 years ago

    @ThePilotDude @RailfanEthan

    Bros, leave the egg alone. He's just a guy lookn to do a social experiment, i guess.

    Lol idk. I just want to see how this ends.

    +1
  • Returning (if anyone cares) 5.8 years ago

    Dude you rock!

    +1
  • We need new missile physics 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Ive gotten missiles to go FAST

    +1
  • Am I blind or has this been here all along? 5.9 years ago

    It's been here for a good while.

  • Ice Breaker 5.9 years ago

    I'll buy your entire stock.

    +1
  • [B&W] Junkers F 13 (Perfezione) 5.9 years ago

    My computer stutters just looking at the screenshots...

    +1
  • Subnautica cyclops 5.9 years ago

    Welcome aboard captain, all systems online.

    +8
  • [B&W] Junkers F 13 (Perfezione) 5.9 years ago

    GOOD SIR, HOW DID YOU BUILD THIS ON A MAC?

  • Why Your Mech Doesn’t Work 5.9 years ago

    Hmm. "teeny crystalline stones floating in our ear cavities" isnt right.
    It's a fluid in a closed section of our cochlea that as we tilt, the fluid contacts contact separate hairs, telling what angle we tiltin at.

    +3
  • Dodge Charger 1970 R/T 5.9 years ago

    Move over, P-51, There's a new challenger in town.

    Or should I say,

    Charger...

    +1
  • Pick Your Weapon Game 5.9 years ago

    The five A-10s.
    Because
    BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • The Great Galactic War (MARS/1-1) Challenge 5.9 years ago

    @LotterCrafts
    Fuc yis

  • The Great Galactic War (MARS/1-1) Challenge 5.9 years ago

    I get its 2023 but can we still count in for my sake

  • The Great Galactic War (MARS/1-1) Challenge 5.9 years ago

    My dude. Consider me in.
    Is the UK in the EU or no? Does the brexxit count rn?

  • Tik-Tok 5.9 years ago

    It's basically the worms invasion
    BUT AN APP

  • I'm getting an RC plane! 6.0 years ago

    @JelloAircraftCorporation @ThePilotDude
    Jello- The shanny is actually pretty calm somedays. My kayak handles like it's on wheels sometimes.

    PilotDude- My grandfather was always a gas rc guy. He'd let me do things with his T-maxxes, and one day he let me fly a chief cessna AG wagon. Thing was huge and unwieldy but i eventually got a few hours down. Flown drones ever since.

  • I need a chassis like a Il 76 6.0 years ago

    We talkin Ilyushin or some obscure pickup truck?

  • Delcom CubicZirconia-03 6.0 years ago

    My u🅱vote goes to you. Sucks to see something so cool get no updeets.

  • Who would win in a fight? 6.0 years ago

    the maus had issues when it came to rotate speed, imagine having two maus' worth of weight in cannons you had to turn. KV-6 for sure.
    Черт, да, чувак!

    The ratte was probably never intended for actual intimate T-to-T warfare. I'd think it was used for places where the Gustav was too big.

  • rebound? 6.0 years ago

    I'd recommend these two mods for some help. Just download and open and they will auto-install

    https://www.simpleplanes.com/Mods/View/524146/Overload
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/Mods/View/483588/Fine-Tuner

  • rebound? 6.0 years ago

    I'd just try XML modding the suspension to get it to your point. What platform do you use? Mac, windows, IOS?

    +1
  • Project: Fiat M16/43 6.0 years ago

    Demonetized

  • A Date With Will Live In Infamy 6.0 years ago

    @LancasterAce Does that mean that since i'm not Jewish I shouldn't care about the holocaust? No, because I'm not a dick. I'm disappointed anyone (Especially a canadian, aren't you guys supposed to be chill?) would say that. Shame.

  • Hiatus again + Upcoming Build Teaser 6.0 years ago

    Wait how do you do the overlay
    i need that