4,407 DepressedTortoise Comments

  • SimpleLandian Response to Germany (TEASER) 5.7 years ago

    On behalf of current events, we will be dispatching 30 Majuv K-3 Helicopters To provide aid in Ground Defense. Please refer here for information.
    https://sites.google.com/view/theelswerianmot-list/home

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  • New SimpleLandia website 5.7 years ago

    Do you happen to have a map?

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  • First Republic of the French Community of SimplePlanes 5.7 years ago

    As allies to the SLCE, we congratulate you on your entry into our story. May your roads lead you to warm sands.

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  • New SimpleLandia website 5.7 years ago

    Hmm..
    Despite it being against a pact recently released amidst the committee, we shall provide aid. We do not respect a leader divided from their country, but we are far more against any war crime.

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  • Earth Engine 5.8 years ago

    MFW my pc can run this

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  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Bro, if you tune em right they freakin rocket through every game

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  • Uh? 5.8 years ago

    @Gestour I prefer essays.

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  • Uh? 5.8 years ago

    @ayou2005
    HOW DARE YOU USE OUR LORD LIKE THAT!

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  • Uh? 5.8 years ago

    @Gestour Yo, dawg. Listen up to my sweet rhymes, ya dig?
    The battle between "PewDiePie," youtube's current top youtuber, and "T-series," a music video based channel in india has been commonly advertised as the only way to keep Youtube and it's increasing restrictions afloat. Felix Kjellberg, (PewDiePie) Has had the top rank since 2013, keeping his rank with entertaining comedy and game playthroughs, gaining supporters over the past three months through the dedication of incredibly popular YouTubers such as Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Mr beast, ect. Many fans have stepped up to the plate to protect Felix's reign as supreme youtuber, with harrowing acts such as displaying an advertisement on the Super Bowl LIII (Referred to as the worst, by acts such as the boring score, maroon 5's bad performance, and the recent butchering of spongebob's Sweet victory, petitioned by Felix himself to honor Steven hillenburg's recent passing.) hacking printers to display a "Sub to pewds" message, creating banners and even protesting outside of T-series' headquarters in delhi. Many have noted the intense influx of T-series' subscribers, most notably in one event where nearly a thousand subscribers were counted in one second, calling them out for using sub-bots and general conspiracy over their rapid (<1 year) ascention to nearly 80,000,000 subscribers. Currently, there is a less than 100,000 subscriber gap between victory for Kjellberg and the certain demise of youtube. In the event of T-series gaining top, nearly 3 thousand people were recorded on 4-chan stating they would sue t-series for low amounts, with the sheer numbers dropping it out of the ranks. The general consensus for T-series is not good. Most don't believe they deserve top, with their near 14,000 videos produced, and a higher usable budget than Felix's 1.7K videos and the use of a 3-man crew, most notably Brad, the douchey editor. People have careers based off of inspiration from Pewdiepie's videos, and if T-series gains lead, it would be the certain end of Youtube.

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  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Yeah windows rocks

    Remembers friend who had linux running five thousand parts pre-beta

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  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Lol idk i hate mac

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  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Lol idk but on windows I've had no major bugs

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  • WHAT DID THEY DO TO THIS GAME?! 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Oh yeah. Some of the bigger 1-1 boats run smooth as a Boxer.

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  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.8 years ago

    I don't even care that it's lame. Seeing a post by you about 1.8 gets my heart rate up. Even some minor performance upgrades is plenty to get me opting in!

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  • Teaser shot! 5.8 years ago

    Nice choice, but I'm more of a SpaceX fan myself. Tag me nonetheless.

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  • A Small Teaser for my Next Build! 5.8 years ago

    @RailfanEthan Real men don't pose in front of trains.

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  • Simple_Record_Egg 5.8 years ago

    @ThePilotDude No. I've followed discord convos and multiple looks at the rules. I don't see how this is a rule-breaker. Sure, it may be a sort of beggy thing, but it isn't coming from someone who already has points. I don't agree with him coming back after being banned, but if he had said "Lets see how many upvotes or downloads this can get" I don't think it has any room to be removed. Sure it may be unnecessary, but it doesn't need to be removed.

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  • Simple_Record_Egg 5.8 years ago

    @ThePilotDude @RailfanEthan

    Bros, leave the egg alone. He's just a guy lookn to do a social experiment, i guess.

    Lol idk. I just want to see how this ends.

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  • Returning (if anyone cares) 5.8 years ago

    Dude you rock!

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  • We need new missile physics 5.8 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane Ive gotten missiles to go FAST

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  • Ice Breaker 5.9 years ago

    I'll buy your entire stock.

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  • [B&W] Junkers F 13 (Perfezione) 5.9 years ago

    My computer stutters just looking at the screenshots...

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  • Dodge Charger 1970 R/T 5.9 years ago

    Move over, P-51, There's a new challenger in town.

    Or should I say,

    Charger...

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  • rebound? 6.0 years ago

    I'd just try XML modding the suspension to get it to your point. What platform do you use? Mac, windows, IOS?

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  • Shapeshifter 6.0 years ago

    Sir, you were going eight speeds, what provide does your excuse?

    Sorri oficer for i was flying my b e e n p l a n e

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  • I think my PC just exploded. 6.0 years ago

    @F104Deathtrap @BACconcordepilot
    You guys are both giving me seriously mixed messages. BAC is saying it's fine and you can run it 'til the magic smoke comes out, and F104 is saying it'll melt stuff. I've opened the PSU cover and there doesn't seem to be anything out of place, but it HAD to have come from my PC because the only other thing plugged in is my TV, and i'd think I know where sounds come from.

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  • Penumbra 230-Z 6.0 years ago

    @WeSeekANARCHY We should do a collab

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  • Thunderbolt 1000T 6.0 years ago

    Hey, we got one of these guys at the firewatch on top of our mountain!

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  • How do we save a video game from dying 6.0 years ago

    @QingyuZhou EXACTLY! If they see the game is dying, then they might as well not even suggest!

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  • How do we save a video game from dying 6.0 years ago

    @QingyuZhou Considering you just edited the post to make it seem less lets leave, this game is dying, I'd say it's because,

    If someone new comes on and sees a bunch of "x is dying" or "Y no updates?" They are going to leave and the site will die faster!

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  • How do we save a video game from dying 6.0 years ago

    Mod EternalDarkness
    SP isn't anywhere near dead. I just got 64 upvotes on a build.

    +2 23 hours ago

    This is directly copied from bearclaw's post.

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  • Farewell and thank you! 6.0 years ago

    Adios, good sir. May your roads lead you to warm sands.

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  • WHERE IS MY SIMPLEROCKETS2!?! 6.1 years ago

    WAITSR2ISRELEASED?!

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  • Boeing 747-400 British Airways 6.1 years ago

    Holy Foshizzle. That's a sexy plane.

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  • Volvo FH-X 680 6.3 years ago

    Lol 1234 parts

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  • I Petted A Wild Beluga!!!!!!! 6.3 years ago

    Want to talk about a temperamental animal? Come see my cat.

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  • My jundroo folder is nearly completee 6.3 years ago

    Yeah ik @FastDan

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  • RailfanEthan strikes again 6.3 years ago

    OOLOOLLOLOOLLOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Railfanethan, you are under arrest for not complying with your quota!

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  • I’m back under a new account. Let me explain 6.3 years ago

    AAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDDDDDD
    password change.

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  • I went there because someone told me I got featured... 6.3 years ago

    Wow! I got featured too?

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  • Steve minecraft 6.3 years ago

    RRRRREEEEEEEEEE

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  • Super Opal Impala (1971) 6.3 years ago

    Thanks! Looks actually really nice. @Kerbango

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  • The site is 4 years old... 6.3 years ago

    Nice. I’ve known of the game for about 2.8 years, but just recently made an account.

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  • Stealth is imperative for this mission... 6.3 years ago

    I WANT TO DRIVE THIS NOW MAKE THIS A THING OR ELSE IMMA GET REEL MAD AND GET DEPRESED BECSUSE IM STUCK IN IOS AND I CANT DO THIS AHMAHGAD POST IT NOW SO MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKONG AND IM YELLING WILE LISTENING TO LAKESHORE DRIVE LOOK AT WHAT YOU MSDE ME DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • The SPW, with Awsomur [32] 6.3 years ago

    Heart breaks

    Yeah. I’ll see myself out.

    Looks at silver badge

    This is why I’m depressed, isn’t it?

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  • Litterally the bomber from the mission 6.3 years ago

    Try that on one of MY forum posts, bub. @Minecraftpoweer

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  • Litterally the bomber from the mission 6.3 years ago

    @FalconGT12
    I
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  • A-1 (sauce) warthog 6.3 years ago

    Thatsthejoke.jpg

    @DPSAircraftManufacturer

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