44.9k DerekSP Comments

  • Now accepting moderator applications 2.5 years ago

    Reasons why I should be a moderator;
    1) extremely active (do not look at my post history)
    2) very level head (medical condition its causing me severe pain)
    3) bush plane
    4)
    5) look at this
    15) bruger king ofoft eltucce
    Thank you andrew garrison for your consideration, I am ready to start my job right now my first executive order will be banning @asteroidbook345 thanks you and good ngiht

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  • Nazi Germany Battle Flag - Reichskriegsflagge 6.5 years ago

    I self-proclaim July the 5th as the International day of Dereks and thus you are all banned from posting any planes or else I will have the right to get offended >:C

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  • I Petted A Wild Beluga!!!!!!! 6.3 years ago

    Was it a standard A300-600ST or the new A330 Beluga XL?

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  • Potential bots? 2.3 years ago

    this is really cool https://www.team17.com/games/worms-2-armageddon/

    +10
  • The Designer Circle Is Not Useless! 6.3 years ago

    On behalf of every citizen of the European Union, thank you for your observations.

    +10
  • Help, I'm new to using SimplePlane's website with an account 5.9 years ago

    This is an example of a great customer service.
    Welcome aboard, btw :)

    +9
  • How do you make a plane fly better? 5.9 years ago

    @Nerfenthusiast I actually am quite against gyros, they make the handling less realistic


    @Winstonlharambe try copying the tail wing and placing it inside the existing one. That will move the CoL backwards, make the plane more stable and glideable and also will not alter the looks at all

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  • My life is complete now 6.4 years ago

    @DepressedTortoise tbh I am still waiting for SimpleWheels multiplayer

    +8
  • My lego saturn v apollo fell down my stairs 5.0 years ago

    Now imagine what actual rocket engineers feel when their rocket fookin vaporises the launchpad

    +7
  • Let’s write a story together 5.8 years ago

    Trailer starts with Will Smith completely covered in blue body paint

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  • Worst Plane of The War? 5.9 years ago

    The Soviet KV-1 heavy tank proven itself to be a terrible aircraft, it didn't even fly once

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  • The Lamest Beta Ever 5.9 years ago

    Framerate with a high part count while stationary on the runway with the same camera position:

    1.8 beta:
    Wright - 38 FPS
    Yeager - 33 FPS

    1.7:
    Wright - 23 FPS
    Yeager - 18 FPS

    Speaks for itself, doesn't it


    EDIT: Overload mod works, so does the metric conversion mod (which, frankly, should not be a mod ;) )

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  • For RailFanEthan. 6.3 years ago

    Sweet dreams are made of bees
    who am I? I'm made of bees
    everything is made of bees
    send help

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  • I’m back under a new account. Let me explain 6.4 years ago

    damn, just make sure you change your password if you use the same one somewhere else

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  • Bush Plane 6.7 years ago

    @FastDan The challenge should win this

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  • Is this what Jundroo is like? 7.0 years ago

    more like
    "k so we have ppl begging for multiplayer and better AI and nicer sky and stuff so I think we should work on it"
    "did you say a new missile?"
    "no no no XML modding already allows players to make highly custom missiles, the better AI would really be-"
    "ok so new missile?"
    "yea new missile"

    +7
  • simple planes update 2.0 4.9 years ago

    the next update is probs gonna be 1.10 just FYI

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  • How hard is it to spell my name correct? 5.0 years ago

    chick fil-a

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  • DRONE 6.4 years ago

    I swear I've seen this somewhere...

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  • IGNORE THIS (or read My comment) 6.8 years ago

    @TehDuck oh excuse me, I am terribly sorry that you clicked onto something that clearly told you to ignore it >:C

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  • How to Calculate the range of Aircraft that we made? 2.3 years ago

    You can't in any easy way, since even your altitude determines your range. You would have to approximate your aircraft into a single object with a certain lift, drag, weight, then plot range against altitude, then how do you handle if the plane changes altitude mid flight? What about the center of mass shifting as you drain fuel, it can pitch the plane up or down which will change its drag. What about wind etc. Best you can do is just an approximation using the tip from @HuskyDynamics01 comment

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  • Ukraine Tag? 2.3 years ago

    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII antonov is ukrainian and was actively building aircraft in ukraine post-ussr

    @SimpleTankers no its not

    But this argument could me made for all nationalities, I don't like the inconsistency with tags, either all should have a specific tag or none

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  • BREAKING: Braniff Airlines B747 shot down over SnowStone 2.3 years ago

    I can confirm the story I am one of the homeless terrorists

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  • Well crap. 5.0 years ago

    Upload it

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  • Sad news for the devs.... 5.0 years ago

    Imma say it rn; pirating the game is how I started. Now I have it bought on Steam and twice on Google Play. I don't think I would've gotten into the game if it wasn't for WeaselZone's video and the cracked version

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  • The AI Problem 5.0 years ago

    Yeh the AI's been crap for as long as I remember

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  • Want to Convince People Fake ww2 Planes Exist. 5.9 years ago

    technically you're all wrong because stig said "no comment" but he was already 1 comment

    +5
  • Simple Planes 1.8 6.2 years ago

    I highly doubt that an update of a scale similar to the ones before will bring to the game anything else than couple more days of excitement. This game needs a major revision, cuz it get boring as heck pretty fast.
    I always imagined a merger of SR2 and SP, with focus on all kinds of vehicles and contraptions. Whadda you know, they could call it SimplePhysics 2

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  • I CAN NOT GO ON ANY LONGER WITH THIS BUG 6.3 years ago

    The best thing they could do would be replacing the stupid sliders with text boxes, so you could easily set the rotation

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  • SimplePlanes 2: What features would you add? 6.3 years ago

    Like some other games of our time
    It should have more interesting world
    Not just couple islands.
    Unless they make the islands detailed enough.
    XML structure should also be made less resource-intensive,
    SimplePlanes has to keep reloading every single part.
    Underwater physics would be fun too.
    Physics of upper atmosphere/space.
    Parts, more parts.
    Only one thing is more important, though;
    Read the first letter of every LINE
    To know what.

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  • What is the oldest plane made? 6.4 years ago

    I heard that the Jupiter is the oldest one, forming right after the sun.

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  • Please hit me with some hints 6.4 years ago

    It would be great if after accelerating enough on the ground its wings would provide sufficient lift so that the entire machine would lift off into the air

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  • Boeing 787-8 American (Farewell Build) 6.4 years ago

    Do not delete your account. You will regret that a lot. Plus, your builds are one of the best on SP, and I know what I'm talking about, I went through a lot while making my airliner list.

    +5
  • Prague Airport 6.7 years ago

    @Caveman999 download it again and delete the old mod file

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  • Bush Plane 6.7 years ago

    @KingPanzerVIII congrats! You win 3 Bushcoins!

    +5
  • IGNORE THIS (or read My comment) 6.8 years ago

    @Tully2001 k done, all 4044 of them
    EDIT: you were right, it now looks so satisfying

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  • IGNORE THIS (or read My comment) 6.8 years ago

    THIS IS NOT HOW YOU IGNORE >:C

    (made this as a backup because pastebin sometimes dies for couple hours)

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  • I guess Reworkable was banned ? 2.3 years ago

    @BaconEggs my dialysis machine is integrated into the simpleplanes website

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  • **STOP ASKING FOR TAGS** 2.3 years ago

    why do you have SP in your username this is literally the simpleplanes website there is zero need to put that in your user name as well jesus christ

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  • Now accepting moderator applications 2.5 years ago

    @V part of your moderating job is filtering out 18+ content that gets posted either by trolls or spam bots so I don't think they legally can let you be a mod under 18

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  • Kerlowo 4.9 years ago

    can u pls do mine next?

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  • [POLL] What challenge would you like next? 5.0 years ago

    @SmokestreamAircraft @DPSAircraft I mean, yeah, I could do a 1930 airliner challenge, but given that that time has long passed, it would be pretty difficult to come up with many original ideas. I will probably never do a challenge that requires people to make replicas of real world crafts, I want the challenges to be accessible to people who come up with completely fictional, yet creative designs

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  • Need gelp with landing lights! 5.9 years ago

    Input:
    LandingGear
    to have it light up when retracted.
    Input
    -LandingGear
    to have it light up when extended.
    Or at least that's how I remember it.
    Good luck.

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  • Depth of Field Effect 5.9 years ago

    yooy indeed

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  • Kaper Town Airport 5.9 years ago

    @Nerfaddict @Strikefighter04 @AchuTMM i said it many times, but I'll gladly repeat it; for some reason, I can not export to android. if anyone is willing to export it for me, you can let me know and I'll send you the source file :)

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  • RAIN 5.9 years ago

    I'd suggest that we keep asking for rain effects in SimplePlanes so that Jundroo can add them to SimpleRockets 2 like they did with most of the top suggested stuff

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  • Heyyea (He Man Sings)-- Meme Challenge Winner! 6.3 years ago

    I can't believe how much time has already passed since that event...

    +4
  • Derek's lifehack #1 6.3 years ago

    @FastDan janky seems to be an understatement

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