5,546 FartResidue Comments

  • The three unwritten rules of Simple Planes 2 months ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 no he doesn’t, he has 3

    +9
  • F-82 ''Howl'' 4 months ago

    mommy?

    +8
  • MQ-1 Predator 2.1 years ago

    Orphan obliterater

    +7
  • WORKING STEALTH 2.6 years ago

    @Sakorsky , a piston moves the primary cockpit super fast, causing most misses to loose their lock, or miss your plane

    +7
  • Graingy Survey: Do You Know Anyone? 2 months ago

    No, but a couple of my friends have played sr2. They Launched Freddy fazbear into the sun

    +4
  • Burger king foot lettuce 1.4 years ago

    "the last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus"

    +4
  • Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    Definitely a smash

    +4
  • The Flea 2.1 years ago

    A flea and a fly in a flu
    Where trapped so what could they do?
    “Let us flea” said the fly
    “Let us fly” said the flea
    So they flew out a flaw in flu

    +4
  • SimpleRockets 2 - Career mode is coming... 2.1 years ago

    “bring tourist anywhere”
    What is he standing next to? a nuclear reactor?

    +4
  • Pyramid of Et in a nutshell 1.2 years ago

    “Return the slab”

    +3
  • mobile unfriendly F-15C Oregon Air National Guard 1.5 years ago

    The left wing makes my spidey-sense tingle

    +3
  • Performance cost / lag question 1.5 years ago

    Negative propeller blade count

    +3
  • hmm, Lets make it BIGGER 1.8 years ago

    Ram bro that’s definitely above average 😳

    +3
  • Poland is everywhere 2.0 years ago

    "wait, it was all poland?!"
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    "always has been . . .

    +3
  • Stealth (Proof of Concept) 2.0 years ago

    how does it work

    +3
  • Stealth-Pen Proto 2.4 years ago

    Thicc J-20

    +3
  • [CLOSED] Space Challenge! 2.4 years ago

    S P A C E

    +3
  • WORKING STEALTH 2.6 years ago

    @Sakorsky it also prevent most Ai from even being able to fire a missle in the first place

    +3
  • VTOL Control Demonstration - Simpleplanes 5 days ago

    the goat returns

    +2
  • Certified one-rep Max 3 months ago

    @Randomplayer what if instead of FunkyTrees it was called FreakyTrees

    +2
  • Finished Aircraft 3 months ago

    I hate the French

    +2
  • dumb loooking eagle 4 months ago

    Many people make fun of the "eagle" for its "dumb looks" however others may claim that its about function, not form, and that the eagle is secretly the best fighter jet of its generation. I am here to tell you that those others are dead wrong.

    This aircraft, marketed as the "eagle" (not to be confused with the McDonnell-Douglas f-15 "eagle") is claimed to be a supermaneuverable, lightweight, carrier capable "5th gen" fighter. However while it may appear like a cutting-edge combat aircraft it is, in reality nothing but a hoax.
    The most important advantages of a modern 5th generation platform are sensor fusion and network warfare. Despite this the eagles designers seem to have completely neglected to install even a basic data-link. This problem becomes even worse when you consider the fact that the eagle has limited situational awareness to begin with, being equipped with only 2 IRST systems nicknamed EYES (Electro-optical Yield Estimation Sensor). This gives the eagle an undeniable disadvantage in BVR combat. Without a radar, datalink, or RWR, pilots will essentially be flying blind with their ears plugged.
    In addition, while its flying wing design may allow for some stealth benefits, its radar absorbent coating is fairly primitive, utilizing compound organic geometry known as "feathers". Feather technology is well known to be inferior to modern di-electric silica composite or "iron ball" coatings. Therefore this aircraft can not be considered truly "fith-gen".
    Additionally In terms of conventional "4th gen" performance, while this fighter jet has good stol capabilities, it does not have any arrestor gear installed yet and so, it cannot currently operate off of a aircraft carrier. When it comes to "super maneuverability" the airframe does appear to be capable of post stall maneuvers, due to its low wing loading, however, post stall maneuvers alone cannot win a dogfight. Energy retention, and power to weight are arguably more important than PSM capabilities, and in these categories, the eagle suffers drastically, with its awful energy retention it is not capable of sustaining a turn for long, and its weak engine means its cannot re-gain energy lost during PSM maneuvers.
    but wait there's more, because the eagle is designed as a "light fighter" it has a extremely limited payload and range. What you end up with is a plane with the capabilities of a T-38 or a L-39, but for the cost of a F-22. Some fighters like the SAAB J-39 Gripen have a similar issue, but

    +2
  • Something 6 months ago

    Is this the thing from spaceman spiff?

    +2
  • Starlite Ferries Salve Regina 7 months ago

    24th upvote 🪑🪑🪑

    +2
  • A New Chapter | Juno: New Origins Free Edition 9 months ago

    If piston engines are added to Juno, It would be cool to see an option that makes them motor-jets. Where the piston engine powers a jet turbine.

    I haven’t seen any other games that have this, so It could be a unique addition to the game.

    +2
  • Simplebear 9 months ago

    it is indeed my of my esteemed and presumptuous opinion that this might very well indeed be the famed animatronic abomination fredrick fitzgerald fazbearingtron, from the hit horror media franchise "five nights at freddy" known for his frightening jumpscares and other devious or nefarious activities.

    +2
  • Alisa v2.2 1.3 years ago

    you can rocket jump if you go into perspective mode with ag 3 and shoot at the floor right after you jump

    +2
  • Simple Dassault Mirage III 1.4 years ago

    My favorite part was when Linus said “its time to touch tips” and then he touched tips

    +2
  • JET ENGINE + NOZZLE [FREE TO USE] 1.4 years ago

    Wow that is so fire

    +2
  • BT-7BVM 1.6 years ago

    “The spy has already breached our defenses”

    +2
  • WarThunder F-14 B VF-1 Wolfpack 1.7 years ago

    @1VirtualRealityConversion my favorite part was when the top gun said “it’s toppin time” and proceeded to give every man in the room top.

    +2
  • BS-99 1.9 years ago

    canard boi

    +2
  • Sukhoi Su-30SM 1.9 years ago

    Ee

    +2
  • Wise mystical tree 2.0 years ago

    Bro, wise tree so fine he almost had me failing nnn 😉😉😏😏😏😏🥶🥶🥶☠️☠️☠️

    +2
  • Pigpen 2.1 years ago

    when U ask your friend to get a Gripen, but they go to Walmart

    +2
  • Akrion AMF-10 Ghoul 2.1 years ago

    a good plane, I like the design it reminds me of a f-22/f23 hybrid, only a bit smaller.
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    here are some tips
    1. for elevators, limit the rotation speed to prevent it from wobbling up & down
    2. use less dead weight at the front, so the plane turns tighter

    +2
  • NSP-37A Mighty Raven 2.1 years ago

    blackout/red out feature is a nice touch, but its kinda annoying sometimes

    +2
  • Jumpscare Challenge 2.1 years ago

    bro how did this scare me

    +2
  • BF-109 E3 2.2 years ago

    Ahh yes, the famous amogus spaceship

    +2
  • We need more weapons!2.0 2.4 years ago

    Good plane, but is lacking in firepower.

    +2
  • Raketenhammer Cinematic Teaser 2.4 years ago

    @Sharkfin227 thanks : D

    +2
  • Raketenhammer Cinematic Teaser 2.4 years ago

    T

    +2
  • Stealth lock-on rocket 2.4 years ago

    Cool :D

    +2
  • Rick Astley 2.5 years ago

    Does this mean that Bruce wanes secret identity is Rick Astley?

    +2
  • BRRRRRRRRRT 2.6 years ago

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    +2
  • Freedom Dynamics F-7 Wedgetail 6 days ago

    Looks cool, F-7u cutlass vibes

    +1
  • AS-113 MICE (Fixed) 11 days ago

    I like how the radar operator faces backwards, because it would be useful for seeing the pilots blind spot.

    +1
  • Bays are done one month ago

    F-26 ‘Sparrow Hawk’
    F-26 ‘Salem’

    +1
  • Another Teaser one month ago

    T

    +1
  • F - 12 ''Sawtooth'' 2 months ago

    @ccc12345 sure

    +1