5,042 Gluck Comments

  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 3.4 years ago

    Pregnancy rates can be calculated by the following formula: P(pregnancy | probability) = 1 - (1 - p(pregnancy | probability) ) / p(pregnancy)
    Pregnancy frequencies are the frequency of pregnancy, P(pregnancy | probability) = 1 - (1 - p(pregnancy | probability) ) / p(pregnancy)
    Now we can calculate the probability of getting pregnant in an average month.
    P(average | pregnancy) = (1-p(average | pregnancy))) / (1-P(average | pregnancy))
    This is the probability of getting pregnant in an average month. The probability of getting pregnant in an average month is 1/6.
    P(average | pregnancy) = 1/6
    P(pregnancy | pregnancy) = 1/6
    If we're very unlucky, we have a 1/6 chance of getting pregnant.

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  • Can we please stop promoting Discord servers? 3.8 years ago

    Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (p/12 to 5p/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0?x p/12 | 7p/12 5p/12 | 11p/12 ?(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10?)) * cF ? = distance on hypotenuse (meters) F = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * ß (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)] 'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spatial relativity.

    The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 ß (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05. Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(?) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; F (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as ß * 2.2? , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations. In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0?x minmax? (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cF [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + p/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5p/12 ]. The viable F field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram.

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  • Why the cri-cri is a better plane than the Rafale 3.6 years ago

    Aviation fans arguing over whether the 1984 fuckshit 420 or the teenage mutant baguette plane can massacre more civilians with napalm

    +10
  • Pyramid Secret 4.2 years ago

    Why is every exhaust pattern in the game bad except for the random unusable Easter egg ones

    +8
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    a player has commented on a post you are following

    +8
  • SPBC Is a bad server 3.9 years ago

    The U.S. Army’s combat operations in Afghanistan and Iraq in 2001 and 2003, respectively, showed that the forces lacked adequate intra-unit communications, particularly at lower echelons, and that the use of satellite communications resources offered a future solution. The promise of satellites was borne out by the success of Blue Force Tracker, a communications system used to track the locations of units and vehicles connected to low-orbit communications satellites.
    More overhead communications systems are needed, but satellites are costly and require either expensive geosynchronous satellites or many low- or mid-earth-orbit satellites. Potential alternative platforms are solar-powered high-altitude airships and airplanes flying at or above 65,000 feet. Aircraft payloads could support communications suites, such as the Adaptive Joint C4ISR Node (AJCN), and surveillance suites similar to Global Hawk equip- ment and space-based radar. Weapon systems are potential payloads not addressed in this report.
    The purpose of this report is to inform the U.S. Army about the usefulness and limitations of airships in roles of supporting communications and surveillance functions in theater battlespace.
    This research was sponsored by the U.S. Army CIO/G-6 and was conducted in RAND Arroyo Center’s Force Development and Technology Program. RAND Arroyo Center, part of the RAND Corporation, is a federally funded research and development center sponsored by the United States Army. Questions and comments regarding this research are welcome and should be addressed to the project leader, Isaac R. Porche III, at Isaac_Porche@rand.org.

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  • Q&A 3.9 years ago

    What is your full name, phone number, email, password, home address, credit card information, Steam account information, IP address, bank account number, and age?

    +7
  • BogdanX 4.6 years ago

    The users page looks so wrong now...

    +7
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    The United Socialist States of Thicccccccc is a huge, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 486 million Thiccccccccians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
    The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
    The sizeable but sluggish Thiccccccccian economy, worth 14.8 trillion Fetuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,363 Fetuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
    Seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thicccccccc's national animal is the Meme man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
    Thicccccccc is ranked 121,388th in the world and 2nd in Nightshade Alliance for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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  • what is the scariest part about sp? 4.0 years ago

    The fact that the Maywar city is uninhabited, yet in pristine condition

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 34

    a player hasesth commenteth on a post thou art following

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @Star737 how dare you. prepare for immediate termination.

    +6
  • Update 1.11 suggestions list WIP 4.3 years ago

    actually these are not bad
    most suggestions are just unrealistic lag-bringers but a bunch of these could work and bring a lot of quality of life factors in
    especially the aircraft folders, I need that

    +6
  • When you can't get that one part to connect correctly: 3.3 years ago

    when the cockpit randomly phases to x=0.0444 during mirroring

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
    So he shot at the sun with a gun
    Shot at the sun with a gun
    Shot at his wily one only friend
    In the gallows or the ghetto
    In the town or the meadow
    In the billows even over the sun
    Every end of the time is another begun
    You understand mechanical hands
    Are the ruler of everything (ah)
    Ruler of everything (ah)
    I'm the ruler of everything in the end
    Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants
    Consequential enough to slip you into a trance
    Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
    Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
    I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
    She criticizes me for being egocentric
    You practice your mannerisms into the wall
    If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
    I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
    I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
    I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam
    You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
    I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
    Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene
    Oh, no, no, oh yeah
    Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
    With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
    Word to sell, another story to tell
    Another time piece ringing the bell"
    Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
    No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
    But when you try to pretend to understand
    You resemble a fool, although you're only a man
    So give it up and smile
    Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
    With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another
    Word to sell, another story to tell
    Another time piece ringing the bell"
    Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?
    No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can
    But when you try to pretend to understand
    You resemble a fool although you're only a man
    So give it up and smile
    You understand mechanical hands
    Are the ruler of everything (ah)
    Ruler of everything (ah)
    I'm the ruler of everything
    In the end
    Without looking down, gliding around
    Like a bumbling dragon, I fly
    Scraping my face on the sky
    Oh, no, no, oh, yeah

    +5
  • The world is getting boring nowadays. 3.6 years ago

    SpaceX has made reusable rocket boosters, there is literally a division of the US military called the Space Force, and we've just landed a rover on Mars, not to mention the emerging corporate/international space race.

    There's always interesting stuff when you look for it.

    +5
  • Dogfight Tournament Sign Up 3.7 years ago

    cum eaters is not a funny team name

    Literally 1984

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    @FrostyYeti [visible confusion]

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    no way he

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    @Nintendo It's nice to be appreciated

    +5
  • birb poop 4.3 years ago

    no
    I hate wiping that stuff off my car

    +5
  • How to do a funky trees hover system 4.4 years ago

    Try clamp01(AltitudeAgl < 10)
    Should auto-hover and stay at 10 metres off ground level. You can replace the 10 with whatever height you need. Add it into the 'input' parameter on a downward-facing engine.
    Also tag me when it comes out, I love Cad Bane.

    +5
  • What happened to Spicyninja after the german corsair? 3.1 years ago

    enter simpleplanes community
    post shitty plane with the description "yeet bois"
    cause year long drama prompting developer intervention
    leave
    never post again
    gigachad

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Once you have the gunship just use it to make Lockheed give you your money back

    +4
  • Metal slug, mini bata 3.3 years ago

    Random silver users on their way to make some of the best builds you've ever seen

    +4
  • Weird glitch with posting comments 3.3 years ago

    Hasn't the website code changed since the initial posting of the Corsair?
    Tbh, I should check some planes around that age.

    EDIT: Went through 15k pages of highest rated, interestingly in terms of sorting age seems to oscillate in waves (there'll be a period of 6-yo aircrafts with three upvotes, then it'll go down to 5-yo, etc). Quite cool.
    Anyway, the bit where comments seem to do this is at 6.8 years old and past that.
    This plane, at 6.8 years old, cannot have comments submitted on it.
    This, however, can.
    Guess they did a website update at 6.8 years ago and kinda broke older pages. I'd be interested to know if this applies to forums and videos as well, but idk when they were added.

    +4
  • Is There Female Players?? 3.3 years ago

    This probably ranks as the second cringiest simpleplanes post I've seen, just behind ED's resignation forum

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 debate: milk, cereal, or bowl first?

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    Me @FartyBob

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    c @HellouUnt

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    @SkyIer 1875 comments total

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    @MassiveSimurgh
    1) Revolutionary for its time
    2) Used to fly better, it was designed in an old physics model
    3) Once it became highest rated it basically just attracted upvotes for little reason
    4) Today this'd probably still get a solid 30-50 upvotes lol

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    @Nintendo I think this?

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.2 years ago

    @Yoetaivas yup, the physics model it was designed in has changed since.

    +4
  • Hold up 4.2 years ago

    Hm, must have set his points too low
    Edit: I checked, he's at zero points!

    +4
  • Dear Builders, 4.3 years ago

    I agree
    It's kinda irritating, especially when there's missiles with small lock angles

    +4
  • Hello 4.3 years ago

    100 points to bronze, 1000 for silver, 5000 for gold, and 25000 for platinum.
    Plane upvotes give 15 points, and forum upvotes give 2.

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.1 years ago

    @NotNiki I have upvoted every single comment on this post

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    😳 🗿 🥵

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    -.-. ..- --

    +3
  • Fuji 3.5 years ago

    why there no nokia version :(

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @Shoukaku it only appears when you load all the comments
    count is at 2030 currently

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    there are five new posts on a comment you are following

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    @NightmareCorporation quickly, spam messages to bury them below the comment limit

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    @KnightOfRen 😳sussy😳😳

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    @SkyIer (oobleckly) yesn't

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    Your name is Jhon. You are an email scammer. Your boss will kill if you do not
    produce 600$ by the end of the week. you have been running this scam for a year
    now and have made enough money to live on, but its all going to be gone in a
    few days

    go to meeting with boss

    you decide that you need to get out of here as soon as possible so you head over
    to the boss' office. he tells you that he has no idea what you're talking about
    and that you should just leave right now

    go postal

    You walk into his office and open up his mail box. there it is! the money! he
    must have sent it to you. you rush back to his office and tell him how much
    he's making and how much he can make from other people

    scam your boss

    You tell him that if he doesn't stop being a jerk, you'll report him to the police.
    He seems very surprised by this suggestion and says that he won't do anything
    because he's too scared of getting fired

    impersonate his dead sister to get the money out of him

    You take some money out of the bank and put it in your pocket. Then you pretend
    to be her and say "I'm sorry I couldn't come through for you today". She looks
    at you like she wants to cry but then she realizes that you're not really her
    and walks away

    .

    You run out of the bank and down the street to where you saw the car parked.
    You look inside and see a man sitting in the driver's seat. He sees you and
    gets out of the car. He looks at you and asks if you want to rob him or something

    say “Sure. Why not?”

    "Sure," you reply. The man takes the money and drives off. You continue on your
    way.

    go to his house

    You drive around looking for his house. Eventually you find it and park near
    it. You wait until nightfall and sneak in. You break into his house and steal
    a bunch of stuff. You throw most of them out when you realize they don't belong
    to you anymore

    impersonate his fetus

    You take a pregnancy test and it comes back positive. You immediately start crying
    and sobbing uncontrollably. You know that you shouldn't be doing this, but you
    feel like you've been given an ultimatum. Either you kill yourself or you kill
    the baby

    wtf

    +3