@GuyWhoBuildStuff on top of that, higher point users are more likely to have more valuable accounts with good stuff on them. Not everyone (see: myself), but more.
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@jamesPLANESii
"Is the map outsources and made professionally or made by you guys?" Oof that's a burn.
"adjust the number of polygons fuselage blocks have" 3000 unnecessary polygons of Andrew
"Are you going to scrap funky trees and replace it with a more sensible coding language?" Seeing as how they're trying to keep compatibility, I don't see how that would work. That would surely break a TON of old aircraft dependent on FT, no?
"Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.
I think a big part of why I dislike J:NO (that is, it's name) is because it takes itself too seriously.
A game like SimplePlanes (and its successor) cannot, or rather should not be marketed in a manner that tries to play it off as a serious faced game. It is by its very nature an absolute circus of a vehicle sim and that's why it's so great.
Congrats to them, though I get the feeling they are suddenly going to be a lot less welcome in general. Nobody wants to hang out with a cop, after all.
@Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard! Ahem
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
@IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”
but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?
@JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.
@GuyWhoBuildStuff on top of that, higher point users are more likely to have more valuable accounts with good stuff on them. Not everyone (see: myself), but more.
+6I first saw this in some crappy "world's worst weapons" book.
+6That book was not put together well.
I do not like that name.
+6I'm still in favour of SimplePlanes 2. It makes the relation to the first clear, and they already have a logo anyways.
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+6@jamesPLANESii
+6"Is the map outsources and made professionally or made by you guys?" Oof that's a burn.
"adjust the number of polygons fuselage blocks have" 3000 unnecessary polygons of Andrew
"Are you going to scrap funky trees and replace it with a more sensible coding language?" Seeing as how they're trying to keep compatibility, I don't see how that would work. That would surely break a TON of old aircraft dependent on FT, no?
is this active?
+6"Damn," she uttered, and with that single syllable billions were condemned to slaughter, billions to die hung from racks to feed the demands of a nation embodied in one. A nation that demanded the fruits of their sacrifice, and the flesh of their bodies. For they were chicken, and her devastation was theirs.
+6This thing has strong “flew once and killed its test pilot” vibes
+6If simpleplanes becomes the preferred piracy software I ain’t complaining
+6Boat: Instructions
+6Step one: Lump
Step two: Lump on top of Lump
Step three: Engine
Step four: Float
Step 5: ???????
Step six: profit
Pfft I was trying to find my comment, thinking it got deleted, and only then realized it was pinned.
+6Truly an honour lol
Wow guys I cannot believe it the Colod Wall!
+6As an atheist I feel the need to tell you that you are going to hell.
+6where's the downvote button!?
there is no way anyone (without a supercomputer) could play this. looks good but still, way overdone to the point of being unplayable.
+6Is it a heavy cargo plane?
+6So this is why the empire created the deathstar
+6when mom says "no eating crayons"
+6I’m a tumour I’m a tumour, I’m a tumour I’m a tumour, I’m a tumour I’m a tumour, I’m a tumour.
+5Good luck
Don’t stand near a bomb
+5You can have your very own Andrew Garrison
+5@Axartar Yeah crazy how they look exactly like a biplane against a green background.
+5I feel bad for their mother.
I think a big part of why I dislike J:NO (that is, it's name) is because it takes itself too seriously.
+5A game like SimplePlanes (and its successor) cannot, or rather should not be marketed in a manner that tries to play it off as a serious faced game. It is by its very nature an absolute circus of a vehicle sim and that's why it's so great.
This is gonna look great in five years when you're a grizzled Mod who hasn't posted in ages.
+5Congrats to them, though I get the feeling they are suddenly going to be a lot less welcome in general. Nobody wants to hang out with a cop, after all.
+5@Eagleman101SP pics or it didn't happen
+5Edgy tank
+5Literally
Looks very unpleasant to step on
65% more bullet per bullet!
+5A bit lumpy lol but still pretty neat.
+5I've heard that Jupiter looks wonderful from its moons. Never been to one myself, but I hope to go someday.
🏏 Don't make me use it.
+5When someone tickles your neck:
+5Link?
+5I haven't seen such things, aside from complaints about Indonesian government censorship.
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Have you changed your ways?
+5@Senkopilot You wouldn't believe what I have in my clipboard!
+5Ahem
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
At the beginning of the day things were all Wright, but when the wind picked up things quickly went left.
+5Hmmmm
+5Try chewing on a fork in a public place.
+5It attracts snakes.
Source: me
"No, This Isn't How You're Supposed to Play the Game!"
+5@IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”
+5Waitwaitwait you can make tags?!
+5I don't see how this could go wrong!
Looks like a swastika.
+5Granted, not the Nazi one, but it's not always obvious.
Amazing how something like this would be child's play today due to all the builder improvements
+5No stop this is too funny I demand you cease this tomfoolery right this instant!
+5oh no
+5YOUR MAJESTY ANOTHER BUS IS COMING!
God, this!
+5Like boi I upvoted the teaser cuz it looks neat or something not because I actually want to, or am realistically able to, play it!
Ehh just slap some more ducttape on and fill the holes with bubble gum and it'll be good to go
+5Never would have guessed that SimplePlanes would have the video game industry's biggest melons...
+5does it do the sploingy loingy?
+5the sprongly? the sprwiggle?
but seriously, like, why the anime girl? Genuinely curious. Attention grabber? A personal interest? Is the engine's designed based off something sharing a point of origin with the image?
+5@JustWingIt While I'm not too familiar with Juno, considering how honestly poor the SimplePlanes physics model is, I HIGHLY doubt that these games are even remotely compatible.
+5r/Noncredibledefence is in shambles right now
+5