3,225 JeskoGoesVROOM Comments

  • P. A. N. E. L 3.2 years ago

    pain.mp4

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  • Never try "Vodka" 3.6 years ago

    same, alcohol is overrated
    real men and women consume normal drinks
    @KnightOfRen

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  • What you guys think about internal combustion vehicles becoming extinct... 3.6 years ago

    here i go crying again, tears enough to fill twice the size of jupiter.
    in all seriousness though, i'm starting to think that the goverments are making regulations stricter so that they can make people sad, and as we all know, sad/tired/defeated people are easier to control and "brainwash" than happier ones. they just want to brainwash us all. i don't care if i'm gonna get death sentence'd for this, i already said it out.

    but in all seriousness, yes, if we excluded regulations and stuff, ICE vehicles have sort of an advantage:
    -light weight
    -doesn't always have to look atrocious
    -SOUNDS (i mean stuff like Lexus LFA's exhaust "music", almost)

    they of course have the disadvantages of being shredded to death by regulations.

    electric car advantages:
    -mostly good for the environment
    -lots of power in a smaller space (take a look at hyper-EV's like Rimac C_2, Aspark Owl, Pininfarina Battista, etc.)

    electric car disadvantages:
    -quiet (good for neighbors i guess?)
    -HEAVY AS [REDACTED] (most EV's weight upwards of 2 tons)
    -a large majority of them look atrocious (seriously stop trying to "LoOk InTo ThE fUtUrE")

    sincerely sorry for the large post, but i simply had to get this out.

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  • Anti-Personnel Landmine 3.8 years ago

    don't get why people say these hurt so much, i stepped on tons of these when i was a kid and i felt no pain at all

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  • Reviving dead projects, look what i found 3.8 years ago

    i can still see
    c a r

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  • What makes a Mobile Friendly Build? 3.8 years ago

    for me:
    1 to 400: no lag
    401 to 700: no lag but takes a few seconds to load
    701 to 1000: a bit of lag, takes at least 5 seconds to load
    1001 to 1500: small amount of lag, at least 10 seconds to load
    1501 to 1800: decent amount of lag, around 20 seconds to load
    1801 to 2000: medium-high amount of lag, probably 25 seconds to load
    above 2000: lag level is yes
    @tristarsus

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  • What makes a Mobile Friendly Build? 3.8 years ago

    well, it depends on how you view it really.
    for me and many other people, "mobile friendly" means any creation that can run in the mobile version of the game with little or no lag.
    in the mobile version of the SP website, all builds with 800+ parts will have their download button changed to orange, and builds with orange download buttons can only be downloaded by users who have a registered account, not sure about how the PC website handles this minor site feature though, it's probably always downloadable for high-end computers but maybe has a similar version for lower-end ones, as i said, not sure about that.
    so in essence yeah, if you want ALL mobile users to download a creation, just make sure it's under 800 parts or something, it's your choice.
    and of course, sorry for the wall of text lol

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  • Let’s talk about wheels 3.9 years ago

    i actually wanted something similar in my nearfar-future post regarding a possible "SimpleCars"
    @DeezDucks

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  • Who is Scp 096? 4.0 years ago

    -i use infinite musket pouch and infinite quiver because who needs ammo am i right
    -maxed mana even tho most of my magic weapons suck it up in half a second
    -i don't use rockets that much but they are still fun when used
    -Ruthless Zenith. Period.
    -stardust dragon go yeet
    @NexusGaming

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  • Update 1.11 suggestions list WIP 4.1 years ago

    facts, this happens to me billions of times
    @Archanis

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  • Gyros in a nutshell 4.1 years ago

    First Time?

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  • F-117 Teaser ( i cant see this plane) 4.1 years ago

    where is it? i cant see whatever you're trying to show me

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  • German Corsair 4.1 years ago

    N O

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  • Looks like you missed your spanish lesson today 4.2 years ago

    me who never had duolingo installed:

    i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

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  • Horsepower 4.2 years ago

    The Koenigsegg Jesko is a limited production mid-engine sports car produced by Swedish automobile manufacturer Koenigsegg. Introduced at the 2019 Geneva Motor Show, the car succeeds the Agera. The name Jesko is a tribute to the company founder's father, Jesko von Koenigsegg.

    The automobile is named after Jesko von Koenigsegg, the father of Christian von Koenigsegg
    The Jesko is primarily built as a high-performance track car, with focus on high aerodynamic downforce and more precise handling. Koenigsegg's other current production model, the Regera, is designed as a grand touring-oriented offering.

    The engine is a development of the 5.0-litre twin-turbocharged V8 engine used in the Agera. It has four valves per cylinder each with a bore and stroke of 92 mm × 95.25 mm (3.62 by 3.75 inches) and a compression ratio of 8.6:1. The engine has a power output of 955 kW (1,298 PS; 1,281 hp) on normal gasoline and has a power output of 1,195 kW (1,625 PS; 1,603 hp) and 1,500 N⋅m (1,106 lb⋅ft) of torque at 5,100 rpm on E85 biofuel.

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  • The worst emoji ever. But even worse 4.2 years ago

    now this is REALLY me coming home from school

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  • This is a space for SP users to comment 4.2 years ago

    i always really liked these kinds of posts where we can always chat whatever we want (well, almost. the rules are a thing, of course.)

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  • Modern day internet challenges... 4.2 years ago

    *laughs in not having social media accounts*
    (and no, i dont count SP.com as social media, it just has some soc-med like features)

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  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4.2 years ago

    finally, advice for me

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  • Give this player some love! Their builds are AWESOME!!! 4.2 years ago

    I tried making cars and all of them are epic fails. See my Koenigsegg Jesko and Lamborghini Egoista """replicas""" and you'll see why they are epic fails.
    @TheSupermeAvicenna

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  • What is your favorite creation on the site? 4.2 years ago

    mine is probably this boi

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  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4.2 years ago

    i'm waiting for the official update too.
    @Numbers

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  • Simple_Land 4.2 years ago

    sad ios noises

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  • Magellan class battle ship 4.2 years ago

    i found this yesterday when i was randomly looking about in the "newest builds" section.
    i instantly knew it was gonna be a big success.

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  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4.2 years ago

    is there an estimated time to when the full update will come out to everybody?

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  • Not everything on the website is a plane 4.2 years ago

    This is apparent in the game itself, too.
    such as "create airplane" "load/save airplane" "airplane statistics" "please enter a name for the aircraft" (in the designer) etc.
    But yeah, i agree, we should just call them "Builds" or "Creations".

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  • Koenigsegg Jesko (NOT THE MAIN POST) 4.2 years ago

    beware of the VROOOMMMMMMMMMM
    @DeltaBravoSix

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  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4.2 years ago

    glass fuselages
    smooth fuselages

    MY REACTION

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  • Schweizer Messer Tank 4.2 years ago

    i saw a picture/meme once that was literally just this but also with a guy in the tank

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  • You Want Toxic? I'll Show You Toxic! 4.3 years ago

    still nowhere near as toxic as me

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  • Microsoft Flight Simulator Challange 4.3 years ago

    "every house on the planet"

    N O

    NOT MY PRIVACY

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  • Supermarine Spitfire MkVb 4.3 years ago

    Looks like 1500+ parts yet it's below 1000 parts...

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  • Mirabilis | Heavy Corvette 4.3 years ago

    Reminds me of @spefyjerbf 's building style. Very cool indeed!

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  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting 4.3 years ago

    [insert clickable text here](insert link here)
    @F1boss2018

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  • Tom's "Ten Commandments of Simpleplanes" 4.3 years ago

    i've broken rule 2, 3, 5, and a little bit of 4.
    i always give credit when i use somebody's pieces so 1 is fine.
    i dont use turrets that much so those dont apply to me.

    GIVE ME THE DEATH PENALTY, I DESERVE IT

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  • You're welcome Andrew. 4.3 years ago

    visible confusion

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  • (potato) McLaren F1 one year ago

    epiiiiiiccccc

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  • SimpleDoom High Graphics one year ago

    wake up, we have doom in sampel plens

    +1
  • "C.E.R.B.E.T.I.D.E" 1.2 years ago

    @SILVERPANZER okay

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  • Northrop Grumman F-28A Tomcat II 1.3 years ago

    take note, people, THIS is how you make an F-14 successor

    +1
  • Bojler Eladó! 1.4 years ago

    @BMilan Nincs Discordom, de azért meglepődtem, hogy ennyi magyar SP játékos van, nem számítottam ennyire lol

    +1
  • Burger king foot lettuce 1.4 years ago

    i hope i'm not the only one who read it in that obnoxious voice that usually accompanies this

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  • Beyond the plane of reality 1.4 years ago

    "simpleplanes farlands doesn't exist, it cannot hurt you and you cannot acce-"
    simpleplanes farlands:

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  • bloodhound SSC 1.4 years ago

    speedy speed boi

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  • Electro Hypostasis 1.4 years ago

    not a fan of genshin but this is dope

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  • "Do you feel lucky, punk?" - If-else loop, Ammo Counter, and Autoloaders 1.4 years ago

    help my brain cells are having a hard time processing this and if i continue further i will begin to lose them so i must go now sorry bye

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  • Minecraft Jungle Krakabloa 1.5 years ago

    POV: my dreams

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  • AI Generated Aircraft Ideas 1.5 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01
    the That plane from those "most incredible planes ever built" video thumbnails one actually made me laugh

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