2,891 Nerfenthusiast Comments

  • [WEBW]My Last Plane F-16 and see you again 5.8 years ago

    i ran this on my phone

    +9
  • Koenigsegg One:1 Project 5.1 years ago

    they also make amazing meatballs @Tully2001

    +7
  • Stuka Blyat! 5.4 years ago

    you must listen to this while flying this
    Comrade, Its time to feel down, I said comrade, Steel production is down, I said comrade, capitalists are clowns, You may need to sleep on the ground. Comrade, there's a place you can go, I said comrade, you'll have to trek through the snow, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will fine many ways to spend your time. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be, I said comrade, realize motherlands dreams, but you've got to know this one thing. Rich man, ruins world by himself, I said no man, will have personal wealth. So just come here, to the USSR Our land stretches near and so far. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. Get your shovel and hoe, and harvest some potatoes, I do not care if there is snow. Comrade, I was once in your shoes, I said Comrade, we hate the Red White and Blues, I feel no man, better than me or you, the Aristocracy are fools. That's when, Lenin came up to me, and said Comrade, take a walk up the street, I made a place called the USSR. They can start you up with a farm. Its fun to be in the USSR, Its fun to be in the USSR. You can have your fair share, but your own money is rare, of you the government will take care. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, Its time to feel down, said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, Its time to feel down, said comrade, Steel production is down. USSR, You'll find it at the USSR. Comrade, are you listening to me? I said Comrade I know what you want to be.....

    +6
  • Thoughts about YT Rewind 2019. 5.0 years ago

    Only the OGs remember what jelly did

    +4
  • lasy to change the title lol 5.3 years ago

    to gulag for them

    +4
  • Idk a livery (PLZ HELP!!!!) Oh and this is also a mini teaser (but not the official one) 6.2 years ago

    Crimson body yellow wings with red stars with a hammer and sickle near the ends of the wings

    +4
  • ANDREW GARRISON 5.2 years ago

    They should just hide your name as your tag has your name in it @Mod

    +3
  • An Even Simpler SimplePlanes Launcher for Mac Users 5.3 years ago

    or do what I did and buy it on the app store knowing that some mods will be added to the stock game

    +3
  • RIP Grant Thompson 5.3 years ago

    I normally check newest first but this caught my eye fast

    +3
  • Cessna Citation X 5.4 years ago

    we are done with it anyways @QingyuZhou

    +3
  • v>, v< input. 5.4 years ago

    this is a game changer we had what we wanted all along

    +3
  • What's the difference? 5.6 years ago

    One is more beautiful than the other

    +3
  • B-24 D [42-72843, no. 24, Strawberry Btch] 5.6 years ago

    My dads uncle was the navigator on one of these

    +3
  • Is there anything an iOS user can do to prepare for the worst (Beta Testing) 5.8 years ago

    you could back up your device and it saves your planes @Strikefighter04 @BlackhattAircraft

    +3
  • How to make money on SimplePlanes (possibility) 5.9 years ago

    I agree @CoolPeach

    +3
  • Why was my Non spam post removed? 5.9 years ago

    Defiantly talk with a mod I personally suggest eternaldarkness as his is nice and professional about stuff @Potato21

    +3
  • lol 2019 5.9 years ago

    Looking at aviation memes this year

    +3
  • UH-65D/Mk.2 Firefly-G 6.0 years ago

    so basically a stealth hawk like the ones used in the assassination of Osama bin laden (aka. operation Neptune spear )

    +3
  • I got ksp 6.0 years ago

    you traitor. it is time for another death by sr2 firing squad

    +3
  • CVN-71 6.0 years ago

    im disregarding the instructions and downloading it on my phone

    +3
  • The Towers July 2001 6.1 years ago

    This is great and the fact you thought of doing this in memory of the tragic events of the eleventh of September

    +3
  • SR-71 Blackbird, Potato Edition 6.2 years ago

    Love how you said potato edition

    +3
  • Assign a specific fuel tank to a specific engine 6.3 years ago

    Their should also be the ability to transfer fuel between tanks or have a computer doing it to maintain a balanced plane and in flight refueling abilities

    +3
  • When one gets bored 6.3 years ago

    Soviet anthem starts playing


    Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
    Splotila naveki velikaya Rus’!
    Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
    Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!


    Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
    Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
    Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
    Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!


    Skvoz’ grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
    I Lenin veliky nam put’ ozaril:
    Nas vyrastil Stalin – na vernost’ narodu,
    Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!


    Skvoz’ grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
    I Lenin veliky nam put’ ozaril:
    Nas vyrastil Stalin – na vernost’ narodu,
    Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!


    Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
    Schast'ya narodov nadyozhny oplot!
    Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
    Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!


    My armiyu nashu rastili v srazhen’yakh,
    Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetyom!
    My v bitvakh reshayem sud’bu pokoleny,
    My k slave Otchiznu svoyu povedyom!


    Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
    Slavy narodov nadyozhny oplot!
    Znamya Sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
    Pust' ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!


    yes I may or may not be a communist

    +3
  • RB15 2019 [#33 VER] 4.7 years ago

    This is awesome.

    +2
  • Search function for dogfight mode 4.9 years ago

    Or when you have hundreds saved and know what one you want to use @TropicalCrow

    +2
  • Messerschmitt ME-262 711 5.2 years ago

    I used length to figure out the scale ratio then applied that to the wingspan @Rougeclone

    +2
  • The Express thinks this is a Spitfire. 5.3 years ago

    that looks like a Lancaster but a lot of avro's bombers look similar

    +2
  • Worst Aircraft Ever Made 5.3 years ago

    who ever wrote that has
    1. no tastes for aircraft
    2. no knowledge on planes what so freaking ever (he talks about the improvements to the DC-10 but not the improvements made to the comet wtf dude )
    3. and should never talk about planes again

    +2
  • SimplePlanes community upset about mods being removed from the game 5.4 years ago

    ios users never had them so we aren't bothered

    +2
  • F-82G Twin Mustang 5.4 years ago

    it was also meant to be a long-range bomber escort to replace the 51's that had trouble keeping up with the bombers

    +2
  • I-400 Class Submarine 5.4 years ago

    runs well on my phone @MintLynx

    +2
  • Comic Strip #7 5.4 years ago

    That ending

    +2
  • MintLynx's Drawing Contest Submission 5.4 years ago

    Two fixes make sure its a direct link and that you remove the s in https

    +2
  • Old Town Road Lyrics 5.5 years ago

    Almost heaven, West Virginia
    Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
    Life is old there, older than the trees
    Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
    All my memories gather round her
    Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
    Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
    Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
    I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
    The radio reminds me of my home far away
    And driving down the road I get a feeling
    That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
    Country roads, take me home
    To the place I belong
    West Virginia, mountain mama
    Take me home, country roads
    Take me home, down country roads
    Take me home, down country roads
    a far superior song

    +2
  • R.I.P Stratolauncher 5.5 years ago

    @Awsomur @ChiyomiAnzai @Axartar it would be funny if we as a community bought it

    +2
  • Companies in Roleplay [SLRP] 5.5 years ago

    and I had developed an orbital bombardment station that was deemed to op because no one thought to use asat missiles on it and so it got banned and im still mad at everyone for their lack of military knowledge @ChiyomiAnzai

    +2
  • help 5.5 years ago

    I fixed it my self, im a dumb dumb @Chancey21 @ChiyomiAnzai

    +2
  • Daks Over Normandy! 5.5 years ago

    D and are they doing static line jumps or free fall jumps

    +2
  • I am AdlerSteiner, signing off 5.5 years ago

    just remember "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us" a great quote by Alexander Graham bell, dont spend too much time looking upon the closed door

    +2
  • [SLRP] Space program 5.5 years ago

    cool can I destroy it?

    +2
  • Maarten SF-5 Spyplane 5.5 years ago

    this is cool

    +2
  • Hi, I’m new. Also, I’ll put an introduction here as well. 5.5 years ago

    general Kenobi @belugasub

    +2
  • Not Working 5.6 years ago

    my school chrome book is a piece of trash @Minecraftpoweer

    +2
  • Well I’ll be darned 5.6 years ago

    298 followers and 29.8k points

    +2
  • Not an RV-8 Livery Challenge!! (Contest) 5.7 years ago

    ok I will find a way around the small weight added by the decals as im on ios @Sgtk

    +2
  • Making a Timeline of SimplePlanes Community History 5.7 years ago

    ah yes the great jelly crisis of 2016

    +2
  • New Steam patch is live, v1.8.304 5.7 years ago

    Can we get another tournament

    +2
  • New beta - 1.8.3 (Steam today, mobile tomorrow) 5.7 years ago

    great to see you guys still pushing out updates to a 4 year old game

    +2