Step 1: buy a potted tree.
Step 2: plant the tree.
Step 3: water the tree every day.
Step 4: watch the tree grow for a few weeks.
Step 5: After a few weeks, water it with water mixed with a few ounces of LSD.
Step 6: watch it go funky !
Pilot a jet fighter : Basic movements like moving the stick with the right arm, the throttle with the left arm, and the rudder pedals and brakes with the legs and feet
I recently encountered a bug with a plane. I made a kind of napalm bomb with multiple custom named rockets connected to the same pylon, activated by a FT input. When the level is started, the rockets forget their custom name and fire immediately, causing the plane to explode if spawned on the ground. I told it to Andrew but I don't know what happens next. Any update about that ?
You can't comment on the posts of ppl who blocked u, think about that
Also you shuld change your name, pfp and first post if you don't want to quickly get into trouble. Some people won't accept mockery about religious subjects
An prop airplane is based on a weird technology ; the propeller is in fact a big fan to cool the pilot down.
Look, if it stops, the dudes in the cockpit start sweating.
I'm afraid you made something too complicated...
Just go to the title screen, go to SETTINGS, tap the menu 5 times.
Now go in the designer, go fly, and tap the screen once with three fingers at the same time.
It opens the Dev console. Type "DebugExression Latitude", enter, and type "DebugExression Longitude", enter again.
Close the console and fly normally.
Your game now displays your exact coordinates.
Thanks to this trick, I compelled some coordinates corresponding to some of the many locations.
(Also, could you modify your second radio-compass with these new coordinates ?)
f the ban is for a controversial reason, it may be in the mod team's best interest to delay a ban until further discipline is needed to preserve the current condition of the community. Banning such a user can also make more users dislike the mod team, which can have grave consequences.
I think the moderators are here to enforce the rules, not please the community. If a popular user screws up, it's the moderators' duty to punish him, as ED said, accordingly to the gravity of the offence. No matter if the user is the one with the worst behavior or the most popular user. Everybody must follow the rules.
The mods can't just begin to make exempt particular players from following the rules, that's not how it works.
@LUFTWAFFALES I'm not sure but I might have understood in the previous comments that you were considering commiting suicide.
Let me tell you something.
I lost my father 7 days after my 11th birthday from a cancer.
It's been 7 years 1/2 since.
I got depression and I didn't have any more taste in life. But I continued living for my mom and my twin brother.
I then lost my grandpa, and recently my bro's cat passed away.
I still live my life.
I must say I saw a psychologist for years but now I'm not that depressed anymore, and even though I'm not the happiest person alive, I don't consider suicide as a good option.
There's always a way to solve your problems, but ending your life isn't a solution.
It would only be a proof of weakness and it would just sadden your family and friends.
You need help, so don't decline the help you're being offered.
You chose to talk to us about your problems. That's nice, at least you're not remaining silent. But now you have to go further and let us help you.
@AndrewGarrison @WNP78 also guys could you add the function property and its options to the "Single Rocket" part, please ? Everybody here want Air-to-air unguided rockets
@AndrewGarrison I know you're surely busy and it's not really the place to talk about it but I don't see any other wauy to contact you and I don't know if you saw my last message.
I have finished reading Guts 'N Gunships since maybe 2 weeks now, and I read in it that your dad lost his father due to a cancer when he was young.
I, too, lost my dad when I was 11, in 2013 (7 days after my birthday, yay 😑) due to a cancer.
Now your dad must be at least 60 or even 70, so I was wondering, how does he feel about it ? I'm certain the pain is still here, but I'd like to know what will happen when I get older. How do you feel 50 years later ? That's a question that I'm not able to answer, but an old, wise man like your dad could maybe answer it for me. Could you ask him, please ?
Since I'm not american or English, I don't really know how to say it... So I'm sorry if what I said could hurt anyone...
You don't have to do that but I'd be grateful if you ask him. Thanks.
PS : thank your dad for his service in 'Nam. I read how he saved some LRRPs and I honestly think he did a quite heroic job there.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
@AN2Felllla 100% confirm. It's even impressive how the aircraft is short in height.
+6@Stinky Noah, please, for fuck's sake, remove this post
+6Disqualified.
+6I live in Lyon and I'm proud of it. Go Lyon 🇨🇵🇨🇵
+6Guess I'll have to repost my old X-1.
+6Stop it. Get some help.
+6Step 1: buy a potted tree.
+6Step 2: plant the tree.
Step 3: water the tree every day.
Step 4: watch the tree grow for a few weeks.
Step 5: After a few weeks, water it with water mixed with a few ounces of LSD.
Step 6: watch it go funky !
Pilot a jet fighter : Basic movements like moving the stick with the right arm, the throttle with the left arm, and the rudder pedals and brakes with the legs and feet
+6I recently encountered a bug with a plane. I made a kind of napalm bomb with multiple custom named rockets connected to the same pylon, activated by a FT input. When the level is started, the rockets forget their custom name and fire immediately, causing the plane to explode if spawned on the ground. I told it to Andrew but I don't know what happens next. Any update about that ?
+6@Astro12 sorry but I can't find the funny in what you said
+6@C5KN please be a bit nicer. If he reached #1 rank it's because he was indeed a good builder and deserved his points.
+6You can't comment on the posts of ppl who blocked u, think about that
+6Also you shuld change your name, pfp and first post if you don't want to quickly get into trouble. Some people won't accept mockery about religious subjects
Well he was banned and I'M FREAKING HAPPY ABOUT IT
+6Life of Boris intensifies
+6Let's see how long it takes to all the weebs to come here
+6An prop airplane is based on a weird technology ; the propeller is in fact a big fan to cool the pilot down.
+6Look, if it stops, the dudes in the cockpit start sweating.
Noice
+6Even though it's a stolen version of the Mirage IIIC
If we already have some of your games, would it be possible for you to give us a key, to give it to a friend, for example ?
+6Seems nice.
+6But how do we zoom on Android ?
"Avengers Endgame is the biggest crossover ever"
+6Me, an intellectual :
@PositivePlanes you don't seem to understand. I'm mainly on Android and I DESPERATELY NEED DESIGNERSUITE, OVERLOAD, X-RAY AND FINE TUNER
+6@HuskyDynamics01 I must say I'm impressed by the law researches lol
+5Only one.
+5I'm gonna make Wii win only because of that UWU weeb gif :)
+5I love how the second pic shows the USS Macon (ZRS-5) and not the Hindenburg
+5You should introduce yourself first, nobody knows you
+5Best crossover in history
+5I'm only here because of Cyanide & Happiness
+5I'm afraid you made something too complicated...
+5Just go to the title screen, go to SETTINGS, tap the menu 5 times.
Now go in the designer, go fly, and tap the screen once with three fingers at the same time.
It opens the Dev console. Type "DebugExression Latitude", enter, and type "DebugExression Longitude", enter again.
Close the console and fly normally.
Your game now displays your exact coordinates.
Thanks to this trick, I compelled some coordinates corresponding to some of the many locations.
(Also, could you modify your second radio-compass with these new coordinates ?)
Honestly, I disagree with this part :
I think the moderators are here to enforce the rules, not please the community. If a popular user screws up, it's the moderators' duty to punish him, as ED said, accordingly to the gravity of the offence. No matter if the user is the one with the worst behavior or the most popular user. Everybody must follow the rules.
+5The mods can't just begin to make exempt particular players from following the rules, that's not how it works.
Please tell me it ain't real.
+5Please tell me it ain't real
Please tell me that 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@LUFTWAFFALES I'm not sure but I might have understood in the previous comments that you were considering commiting suicide.
+5Let me tell you something.
I lost my father 7 days after my 11th birthday from a cancer.
It's been 7 years 1/2 since.
I got depression and I didn't have any more taste in life. But I continued living for my mom and my twin brother.
I then lost my grandpa, and recently my bro's cat passed away.
I still live my life.
I must say I saw a psychologist for years but now I'm not that depressed anymore, and even though I'm not the happiest person alive, I don't consider suicide as a good option.
There's always a way to solve your problems, but ending your life isn't a solution.
It would only be a proof of weakness and it would just sadden your family and friends.
You need help, so don't decline the help you're being offered.
You chose to talk to us about your problems. That's nice, at least you're not remaining silent. But now you have to go further and let us help you.
@KnightOfRen ok boomer
+5Surely the biggest build in the whole SimplePlanes universe
+5Congratulations, guys. You all just lost No Simp September
+5@AndrewGarrison @WNP78 also guys could you add the
+5function
property and its options to the "Single Rocket" part, please ? Everybody here want Air-to-air unguided rocketsBonjour, on sait tous que t'es un imposteur. Bogan n'arriverait pas à trouver une copine
+5Nah, this is obviously a P-51 Mustang 156.0
+5@AndrewGarrison I know you're surely busy and it's not really the place to talk about it but I don't see any other wauy to contact you and I don't know if you saw my last message.
+5I have finished reading Guts 'N Gunships since maybe 2 weeks now, and I read in it that your dad lost his father due to a cancer when he was young.
I, too, lost my dad when I was 11, in 2013 (7 days after my birthday, yay 😑) due to a cancer.
Now your dad must be at least 60 or even 70, so I was wondering, how does he feel about it ? I'm certain the pain is still here, but I'd like to know what will happen when I get older. How do you feel 50 years later ? That's a question that I'm not able to answer, but an old, wise man like your dad could maybe answer it for me. Could you ask him, please ?
Since I'm not american or English, I don't really know how to say it... So I'm sorry if what I said could hurt anyone...
You don't have to do that but I'd be grateful if you ask him. Thanks.
PS : thank your dad for his service in 'Nam. I read how he saved some LRRPs and I honestly think he did a quite heroic job there.
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
+5In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Most iconic chopper ?
+5Hold my Huey
I saw a guy destroying both Ice Base SAMs with a boom cannon placed at Wright Airport.
+5@Gameboi14 Me, rejecting my brother's fist going right into my face.
+5Fortunately it doesn't happen often 😂
F for the fallen SP warriors
+5Please can we take a moment to admire the fact that he's got 4-20 points ?
+5So smooth... With such a tiny part count...
+5@P0TET0Z in French we say :
+5"Excusez-moi, c'est quoi ce bordel ?"
Carburant ?? Did you just name it "fuel" in french ?
+5I KNOW HOW TO FUSELAGE BLOCK.
+5Happy birthday to you...
+5Happy birthday to you !
Happy birthday to you SimplePlanes....
Happy birthday to you !!!!
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