35.8k Graingy Comments

  • [TGT] T2 37' William Garden Troller Scledscheneghmbau 9 months ago

    You should make a kayak with a Javelin antitank missile

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  • ugly duckling STOL 9 months ago

    The aerodynamics of a locomotive crushed under a bridge crane.

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  • 747 SR (8 Unit) 10 months ago

    Holy hell
    Chat is this real?

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  • Bob 10 months ago

    I support this message (after almost 4 years lol), but to be safe you should probably stick to making slightly modified versions so the Mods don't take it as spam.
    Maybe give him a silly hat or something?

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  • ca 10 months ago

    Holy hell

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  • community updates? 10 months ago

    @Jundroo They sent Andrew to Siberia 💀
    Straight to the Julag with him

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  • IA 3D Renderer V4.0 Stress Test - 500 Points 10 months ago

    Oh, haha, excuse me for a moment

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • [Structure] Grain Silo I 10 months ago

    Wow I feel so honoured. 0_0
    @theIntruderReal @Majakalona @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore I'm feeding all of you to the combine harvester.

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  • What? nothings wrong with my art. 10 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Why would you give "of Vinci" your location when...
    okay nevermind my attempt at creepy "I have your IP address"-type humour was gonna come off waaaayyyy too close to a pickup line.
    Let's start over.
    Ahem
    Organs. Hand them over.

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  • Simple Plane 10 months ago

    She An'd on my Drew till I Garrisoned

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  • JG-45A Vulcan 10 months ago

    It looks like if a Ar 234, an He 162, and an A-10 had a night out and this was the result.

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  • What happened to "read more" buttons in descriptions? 10 months ago

    @jamesPLANESii You know what also was a feature?
    Player curators.

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  • Plane 10 months ago

    You people are crazy.
    Crazy!

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  • SimplePlanes in 2030 10 months ago

    Game dead tho
    So long as the site stays up I don’t intend to leave entirely.
    At least not currently…

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  • I'm unbanned, is anyone there? Is anyone here? 10 months ago

    Look, man.
    Take the L.
    Seriously.
    It will just make it look like you've learned nothing if you act super salty about it. People will not like that.
    Also, unrelated fun(????) fact, if you want to work this way: if until today, the 8th of January 2024, 9/11 was not funny, then it will take 29,909,183 more days until the Holocaust and other Nazi genocides become funny. Unrelated, but I feel like I just need to remind people how absolutely horrible the Nazis were, and why:
    There's still jokes about both of these events,
    but they need to be done very, very carefully.

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  • She's Looking Good So Far [TEASER] 10 months ago

    What a peculiar woman...

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  • [TGT] T2 Neuville-class Destroyer TSS Willefens 10 months ago

    @Guywhobuildsstuff no its speld bote lern too spel stooped.

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  • (Naval Target) Destroyer 11 months ago

    "Highly recommended to spawn in the water."
    But not strictly required...?

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  • Pls add this feature judroo 11 months ago

    The game is over, and it’s way too late to update the physics.

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  • hello 11 months ago

    Erika starts playing

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  • Why do people hate on new players planes? 11 months ago

    @SILVERPANZER Congrats on Plat

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  • F-112 Delta Spear 11 months ago

    @Guywhobuildsstuff No the XB-70 fighter

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  • Meet 11 months ago

    They’re plotting
    But what?

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  • Himmel Pioneer 11 months ago

    ... I was gonna spotlight to flex having 8 more points than you, but I've reached the daily limit. And by the time it's tomorrow, you'll have overtaken me...
    Darn.

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  • the snoopity droopity 11 months ago

    What have you done?

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  • Realistic Flamethrower one year ago

    @Majakalona SimpleEggFriedRice

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  • Here's your twokinds [PART TWO] one year ago

    “Y'know, now that I think about it, maybe you shouldn't follow your dreams.”
    -Gooseworx, 2023

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  • Help! one year ago

    If I had to guess just keep slamming your head into your keyboard until you get it right.

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  • Force Z one year ago

    VENGEANCE FOR THE EMPIRE!

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  • THE one year ago

    Thee or Thuh?

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  • I am speechless one year ago

    @Majakalona So many broken rocks...
    A tragedy, really.

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  • There should be a firefighting tool one year ago

    There's a reason fighter jets don't have toilets: They're redundant

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  • So how is it going? one year ago

    @Superliner350 wasn’t it you who referred to Marx as the god of communism?
    And other more direct religious references?
    I’m not necessarily passing judgement (I mean, I sorta am, but more internally than anything), but you kinda cemented yourself in my mind as the SP.com crusader.
    Wear it with pride.

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  • Heavy Support Bunker Buster Mk.IV A "Pallas, 901" one year ago

    Ammo capacity: 1

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  • Crime against humanity one year ago

    @LunarEclipseSP

    WOOOO!

    Slathers self in pasta sauce and runs into a Canadian orphanage holding a Molotov cocktail while entirely nude

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  • This looks neat, I wonder if AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA one year ago

    The Spongebob Walker and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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  • Simple Neger human-torpedo one year ago

    @LunarEclipseSP It was named after the designer, iirc.
    His name did, in one translation, mean "[Spanish word for black]"

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  • [PSM] Lockheed Martin F-35A(ER) Lightning II with simple thrust vectoring one year ago

    congrats on plat.
    Saw you upvoted a forum so hurried over to one of your posts to say this

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  • Graingy but normally sized one year ago

    @BeechcraftA35

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  • Me one year ago

    @Simplestupid No, Maywar is on Smearth

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  • Me one year ago

    @Majakalona @42 @ZerkkeZxe I am impressed by how fast you people were

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  • Notice one year ago

    I wish you luck with your Jello No Organs

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  • if i tagged someone in a Unlisted post would they see the post early? one year ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 It's also a great way to gossip about another player's totally awful hair and laugh cruelly and talk about the upcoming prom...
    oh no they took off their glasses my facking heart stopped

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  • One of the most annoying things in the designer.. one year ago

    Or when it totally screws up connections

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  • Spaghetti code yet again one year ago

    Pasta!
    Pizza!
    Put it in a

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  • Ca one year ago

    @ToeTips No it's fully downloaded it just hasn't decompressed yet

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  • Binder Clip 1.1 years ago

    @Majakalona new quest: attach binder clip to DJT’s pp

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  • Binder Clip 1.1 years ago

    Wow! Cool LAAT replica!

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  • Regarding mass tagging 1.1 years ago

    @starmango SimplePlanes Jesus?
    Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine.

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