3,433 stevemc01 Comments

  • CVN "Infinity"(Realistic Catapults) 3.9 years ago

    My iPad: "Rest in peace."

    +3
  • SR-71 Blackbird 3.9 years ago

    Mobile Friendly Advanced Plane
    Me: "Is it possible to learn this power?"

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.0 years ago

    Congratulations. THIS IS THE HIGHEST-RATED BUILD IN SIMPLEPLANES.

    +3
  • Regarding the recent surge in chain malware 9 months ago

    This reminds me of a cybersecurity article I found online

    +2
  • A walking chainsaw! one year ago

    Well this was basically Disney to me.
    熊出没
    ...which turned out to be better than Disney itself.

    +2
  • IJN Shokaku 1.3 years ago

    Pearl Harbor wasn't the only thing this carrier destroyed.
    iPad explodes

    +2
  • Weisbrich A11 'Jester' 1.6 years ago

    This actually looks pretty good as a microfighter...

    +2
  • Cardboard Tornado 1.8 years ago

    screenshots taken by camera of similar material

    Seriously tho, HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT

    +2
  • Choo Choo Charles 1.9 years ago

    earrape Thomas the Tank Engine theme as a Shinkansen books it for the mountains

    +2
  • Actual German Corsair 1.9 years ago

    @ShinyGemsBro ...I can't help but feel some people got soft, if you get what I mean...

    +2
  • Actual German Corsair 1.9 years ago

    @Mlancer Yeah many Buddhists just kinda took the hits but went on with their own beliefs, which I feel is pretty nice.

    +2
  • M50 Ontos 2.1 years ago

    When your tank has more gun than tank:

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  • su57 2.3 years ago

    @flightdesigner In Soviet Russia, ground has landing gear.

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  • GHOST OF KYIV 2.3 years ago

    Russian fighters: "why do I hear boss music"

    +2
  • Strike Plane Challenge 2.4 years ago

    @Aviator01
    Sorry for the ping, but what if someone has a submission that has managed to take out all the challenges?

    Like, one plane hits all.

    +2
  • Jundroo-City 2.4 years ago

    Yet another thing that reminds me I need a PC platform for SimplePlanes, not just my iPad Pro.

    +2
  • BackRooms in SP 2.4 years ago

    @flightdesigner ok adjusted should be working now

    +2
  • BackRooms in SP 2.4 years ago

    @ARU556 Guess what?
    Backrooms playable map

    +2
  • P-51-Thunderbolt-II 2.5 years ago

    Last thing a German Luftwaffe ace sees when the gun begins to spin:

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  • 1-2-3-4 I declare a point war 2.6 years ago

    @Aviator01 Also, don't let others know I'm trying something going sky-high and maybe beyond... (no the starships don't count bc all the current prototypes can't manage low-earth orbit).

    +2
  • 1-2-3-4 I declare a point war 2.6 years ago

    @Aviator01 I have four aircraft carrier prototypes, an airborne battleship, three starship prototypes, two tank prototypes, three artillery prototypes, and a video trailer that hasn't been touched in about 8 months.

    +2
  • 1-2-3-4 I declare a point war 2.6 years ago

    6605 vs 6614 right now.
    You guys figure out who has what
    (April 30, 2022 EST; 4:32 PM)

    +2
  • 1-2-3-4 I declare a point war 2.6 years ago

    Lol meanwhile I'm here with megaprojects that I keep procrastinating.

    +2
  • Shirouma-class Aircraft Carrier 2.9 years ago

    @Tsuchiisan Says the one who's set world records on SimplePlanes. Don't feel wasted. (and this inspirational quote might be horribly placed)

    "It's trash CAN, not trash CANNOT. If you feel like trash, you can always pull yourself out of that idea."

    +2
  • Otto Lilienthal's Glider 2.9 years ago

    F for Lilienthal.

    +2
  • Little bullfinch 2.9 years ago

    B I R B

    +2
  • SWL-10 2.9 years ago

    This thing looks more like a luxury jet built in the 1980s rather than a 1940s aircraft.

    That cockpit is a testament in itself.

    +2
  • Jackhammer(Auto aim) 2.9 years ago

    I'm also doing an autoaim thing, but it's not what a lot of people may think.
    For one, any projectile camera would crash the app entirely.
    .
    Yes this is a lame teaser for a new weapon I'm doing besides an airborne battleship.

    +2
  • Entwicklung E-100 : I'm back again! 3.0 years ago

    @RussianAce Pretty sure yeah...

    +2
  • The Wok 3.0 years ago

    Jamie Oliver screams
    Uncle Roger pulls out the roaster

    +2
  • The new jCalc FT — Jundroo 3.1 years ago

    The fact I have an iPhone SE (which was what the original Apple trailer was) makes this hilarious. Good ad.

    +2
  • B-29 Superfortress Teaser 3.1 years ago

    This could be even better with black and white filter.

    +2
  • ATL-98 Carvair Trailer 3.2 years ago

    Ah yes. Boeing 747 before Boeing 747.

    +2
  • Duck The Great Western Engine | Pannier 5700 3.3 years ago

    thomas the tank engine intensifies

    +2
  • SimplePlanes AI Destroyer 3.8 years ago

    My recommendation would be to add some sort of fin or series of fins on the bottom of the hull. It provides more stability than just a solid vertical stabilizer as a rudder (see my two most recent ship projects, not counting the Montana eggship, for more details).

    +2
  • Zeus Dive Bomber/Fighter MK1 3.8 years ago

    What the-

    +2
  • Jay Jay the Demon of Demise 3.8 years ago

    Get the ICBM now.

    +2
  • Semedian Swanson CAC420RJ-100 3.8 years ago

    This is beyond beautiful...

    +2
  • Diep.io Battleship 3.8 years ago

    @BlackThuNDR Yeah from experience, I can second that.

    Vietnam flashbacks with my diep.io Battleship worrying about Charlie the spike in the trees

    +2
  • CV-01 Liberty 3.9 years ago

    My USS Prowess says hi.

    +2
  • B747-AAC Airborne Aircraft Carrier 3.9 years ago

    I completely forgot about this challenge, but now, I'm ready to take it up for real.

    +2
  • Empty Canvas 3.9 years ago

    This is just wholesome. :D

    +2
  • Pz.Kpfw VII Ausf.A (Konigslowe) 3.9 years ago

    RIP mobile devices.

    +2
  • Laf A 91 "Skewer" 4.0 years ago

    Seems like the "needle" at the front is enough to skewer even my battleship... xD

    +2
  • SimplePlanes 2 - Coming this Christmas 4.0 years ago

    gun goes out
    Me: HOL UP WHAT??

    +2
  • The Daladas 4.0 years ago

    "And now we return to Villager News."

    +2
  • SimplePlanes Multiplayer 4.3 years ago

    @AustralianBoi I know. It’s just that I use the mobile platform of the game...

    +2
  • Hover Module 4.4 years ago

    Credit will definitely be given.

    +2
  • How to stop boats rolling over. 6.4 years ago

    @CruzerBlade Huh...#GyrosConsidered...

    +2
  • The Flying Submarine 3 months ago

    I’m just gonna spoil it right now: it’s a submersible plane that can go under the water, skim the water, and fly.

    29knts (submerged)
    95knts (skim)
    560+knts (flight)

    Also, subway car is almost done. Gonna try finding editing alternative, but this is gonna be hard…

    +1