18.8k F104Deathtrap Comments

  • wut? 6.3 years ago

    This is why I could never be a mod. I'd be like "You literally asked for this."

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  • SOME OF YOU MAY FIND THIS INFORMATIVE 3.5 years ago

    @RandomUser09 so then you admit you broke the site rules and should be perma-banned?

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  • Comment upvote logic 4.1 years ago

    Wouldn't it be great if we tried to get attention by creating great builds instead of posting this trash?

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  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4.3 years ago

    @BuiltBionixInd10

    I will diagnose you with the dumb

    Great point! Being rude, insulting or just a general drama queen is an excellent way to avoid success.

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  • community renders 4 4.4 years ago

    SIMPLE PLANES BUILDERS CHAT:

    ARGUE ABOUT ANIME

    MAKE FUN OF SWITZERLAND

    DONT MESS WITH BLUE BULL

    (seriously, don't mess with him)

    SPBC HAS IT ALL

    FOR REAL THOUGH, SPBC IS WAY MORE HELPFUL THAN THE FORUMS WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING HELP WITH YOUR PROJECTS. SURE, I GET TIRED OF ALL THE ANIME. BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF NICE PEOPLE AND THE MODERATORS BAN THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ANYONE THAT ACTS LIKE A JERK, BUT THEY'RE NOT SUPER STRICT EITHER. IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO POST PICS AND LINKS TO STUFF YOU'RE WORKING ON TO GET FEEDBACK AND IMPROVE YOUR SKILLS. ALSO, BLUE BULL POSTS SOME PRETTY DECENT MUSIC ON THERE SOMETIMES.

    9/10 would recommend to friends (I subtracted one point for all the anime)

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  • Thoughts about the Songsan Dolphin 4.2 years ago

    Your design? No.
    Our design.

    [COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES]

    +14
  • 1.10 Beta is now available 4.3 years ago

    ALL-GLASS FLANKERS INCOMING

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  • Something happened.........[Teaser] 4.3 years ago

    DONT CLICKBAIT

    TEASERS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE EXCITING PICTURES

    Don't let your fans down with boring blocks of text, post some images to keep them interested

    this message brought to you by the Foundation for Less Terrible Forum Posting and the Ad Council

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  • SPBC 4.1 years ago

    FYI to new players:

    SPBC is an extremely helpful discord server where you can ask questions, find advice and get to know other builders.
    Most of the people who call it "toxic" are in fact trolls that have been banned for being obnoxious, which is another great reason to join if you really think about it.

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  • First-Ever Radar in SP!! 4.3 years ago

    Have you considered using an analog rotator and piston system for this? 457 is a lot of parts, and having a single light moving around with a black background and a couple circles to mark distance would probably use fewer than 20 parts.

    No disrespect, this is a staggering amount of effort and the result looks awesome.

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  • The INDISPUTABLE evidence that SimplePlanes IS dead 6.1 years ago

    GAME OVER MAN

    +11
  • Communist Pingu helps the war effort 6.6 years ago

    You can tell it's communist because the guy in the back is pointing a gun at the guy doing all the work.

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  • What if modern jets today were prop planes? 3.1 years ago

    Many modern propeller aircraft use turbo-prop engines, which are related to jet engines. Likewise, most modern jets have turbofan engines which feature large, propeller-like fans.

    But I understand your question to mean "wouldnt it look cool if modern high speed aircraft featured prominent, exterior propellers"

    It is important to keep in mind that all propeller aircraft are limited to subsonic speeds unless diving steeply.

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  • Hello. 4.2 years ago

    Peoples Liberation Army Navy confirmed

    +10
  • LETHAL WEAPON 4.4 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 The Nazis relied heavily on French industry during WW2, but were often disappointed. Citroen trucks were particularly notorious for their terrible reliability. What the Germans never realized was that the trucks were fine if they had the proper amount of engine oil, the factory workers had merely sabotaged them by shortening all the oil dipsticks.

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  • Tupolev TU-22 M3 6.4 years ago

    @Phoza This dude is gonna be a monster as he gets the hang of building stuff on here.

    +10
  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4.3 years ago

    @JustDatGuy This is just a secret between you and me, ok? That's actually what this post is all about. See, if I made a post called "How to get better" or something, nobody would click on it. But this one messes with you. Reverse psychology. Get it? Don't tell anyone.

    +9
  • What are the points for? 6.1 years ago

    Me. All the points are for me.

    Give them to me and you will come to no harm.

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  • This is Wrong.... 6.3 years ago

    UPVOTES DONT MATTER

    That guy posted as a joke. Funny jokes will get upvotes, but they won't teach you how to build better stuff. This game is littered with gold and platinum users that absolutely suck at building. They posted a few lucky memes and got some attention, but now they run around crying about how no one upvotes their stuff anymore because they never bothered to learn anything.

    Don't worry about it. Just focus on learning how to build the stuff you want to play with. Make the truck/plane/boat/cheeseburger/etc. that you can enjoy playing with.

    +9
  • Beastie is back playing SP! 6.6 years ago

    Usually the voices of youtubers make me want to smash my phone with a hammer. But this guy wasn't annoying.

    +9
  • POV: You are in a confession room and now must confess the sins you have done in SP 4.2 years ago

    I downloaded the highest rated tank, painted it blue, deleted all the connection points and re-uploaded it as "winter camo."

    It fell apart into a pile of confetti the moment anyone tried to drive it.

    +8
  • HOW TO AVOID UPVOTES 4.3 years ago

    @Numbers One time I made a successor to the highest rated tank I could find, but I deleted all the connections in it. In the thumbnails it looked awesome, but it would completely disintegrate into a pile of blocks and blow away when you tried to drive it.

    +8
  • Music Today VS Old Music Rant 4.6 years ago

    You've got it all wrong.

    It's music, an artform. It's not a contest. It's not professional sports! I can play you a death metal album so complicated that only a few living people on Earth could ever perform it live, but I guarantee you won't enjoy it as much as a Kinks song that only uses power chords. Trying to quantify music by its complexity completely removes it from its emotional impact, its social context, and utterly guts the fun from it. It's like eating a hamburger and complaining that the cook didn't pay close enough attention to the geometric arrangement of sesame seeds on the bun.

    +8
  • Where is CCCP 6.0 years ago

    Secret police send him to gulag

    +8
  • Air has 0 mass in SP 3.4 years ago

    What if I told you that so does water?

    +7
  • Can we please stop promoting Discord servers? 3.7 years ago

    100% AGREE

    There is no point in promoting Discord servers when SIMPLE PLANES BUILDERS CHAT already has it all! The biggest Simple Planes discord, SPBC has everything you could ever want. From helpful advice to ridiculous weebs, SPBC has it all!

    +7
  • The MP Legacy is over. 4.3 years ago

    Can't they just edit the mod to only allow small explosions, or to automatically replace said explosives with vanilla weapons?

    +7
  • BAC TSR.2 4.4 years ago

    FACT:

    You can immediately discern if someone is from the UK by insulting the TSR2 and observing their response.

    +7
  • BB-63 Missouri 6.2 years ago

    Worst airplane ever

    Can't fly, no landing gear, very slow. 1 out of 5 stars

    +7
  • Is it possible for an Android version of SP to have graphics of the PC version of SP? 6.3 years ago

    My guess is that it's a near certainty, but only because you haven't defined the specs of the hardware involved. There are some mighty slow PC's out there and some mighty powerful mobile hardware. At what point the two intersect is a matter of research and debate.

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  • TELL SOMEONE THEIR VALUE 6.5 years ago

    Your attempts at getting attention are already beginning to backfire. I recommend you reevaluate your situation before you are heaped with more social setbacks. I understand you need an outlet for your feeling and that you've lost some friends but you will have to be patient, perhaps you can join additional social networks that may be more suitable to your needs.

    +7
  • Idiots 6.8 years ago

    "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

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  • A DISCORD FOR THE PEOPLE! 3.4 years ago

    @BagelPlane Sure, now tell me the one about how none of the items your lifestyle hinges upon were made in China

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  • Petition for Andrew to photo/laserscan his face, so i can 3D print it. 3.5 years ago

    "...Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to think if they should."
    -Dr. Ian Malcolm

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  • Ocean 4.1 years ago

    UNDA DA SEA!

    +6
  • i think the upvote system is out dated 4.1 years ago

    I like how the point system gets new players interested in the game, but I really hate this constant scheming. Just build what you like. If you really want points, then learn how to build great stuff. But enough with the shortcuts, seriously.

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  • LEAVING TIME. 4.2 years ago

    POST OF THE WEEK

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  • How does one stabilize an aircraft without using a vertical stabilizer? 4.3 years ago

    There are two main roads you can take here: the real life method (which I do not recommend) or the cheaty method (which is easier).

    The real life method is that you learn funkytrees, and use a sophisticated set of input instructions to control a carefully positioned array of control surfaces including elevons, air brakes and spoilers. For fighter aircraft you would also need to use thrust vectoring.

    The cheaty way is to build a pair of large vertical tails, xml mod them to be tiny and then hide them inside the fuselage of the craft. A powerful gyroscope could be another way of simulating the complicated fly-by-wire system used by modern tailless aircraft.

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  • Mack MRU600 Trash Truck WM - AMREP HX-450-FL 4.4 years ago

    This is the most detailed Tiger tank I have ever seen!

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  • Mustang GT 6.0 years ago

    No wings, no machineguns, too many wheels in the landing gear, no discernable propeller, too many seats, not nearly enough horsepower. I am almost certain that the 8th Airforce would be out of luck if they were issued this aircraft to defend its bombers from the predation of the Luftwaffe.

    Sweet interior.

    1/5 stars

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  • Subscribe to PewDiePie 6.0 years ago

    HOW ABOUT YOU GO TELL HIM TO PLAY SIMPLE PLANES INSTEAD OF BOTHERING US HERE?

    SP needs your support a lot more than some jerk who gets paid a bazillion dollars to pander to children and play videogames badly.

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  • Cringy teenage rant on Christmas 6.0 years ago

    The years between 15 and 21 are two edged. On the one hand, you are at the peak of your health: every physical thing you do is at its easiest, even wounds heal faster and you are somewhat resistant to damage. People you know are attractive and fun: because of school you are literally surrounded by people your own age, this may seem like no big deal but it is, never again will it be so easy to make friends and romantic partners. Life isn't hard yet: some teenagers have to pay bills, support their family and work full time jobs but chances are that you don't, life hasn't beat the crap out of you yet and there is much to look forward to in terms of ambition.

    On the other hand you begin to see yourself as an adult despite having zero experience with the real world. You haven't yet realized that opinions (and your opinion in particular) are almost totally worthless. Many (most?) teenagers are extremely self absorbed, spending tremendous amounts of time cultivating a look or persona and very little time observing the cause and effect of other peoples lives. Worse yet, other people will assume you are selfish and shallow, even if that is not the case.

    Every year has its challenges, the key is identifying opportunies and taking advantage of them.

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  • My First CHALLENGE For Everyone! 6.1 years ago

    RAF CHALLENGE

    (posts a Stuka)
    Sounds legit.

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  • This whole “SimplePlanes is dead” must stop! 6.1 years ago

    How dare you talk about minecraft like that!

    +6
  • Functionality, Good Looks And How To Get In The Good Books 6.3 years ago

    A long time ago, on a computer that is now in a trash heap far, far away I decided to recreate the pyramid temple of Chichen Itza in Minecraft. It was glorious. 1:1 scale, intricate semi-precious stone inlays, interdimensional portal. Did I mention that I built it a hundred feet in the air and used lava to illuminate it? Glorious.

    At least, it should've been. I didn't plan out my project very well. I only set aside enough raw materials to make the outside walls and the floating floor it sat on. Once the walls were complete, the whole interior was infested with mobs and I had an exponentially larger amount of stone to mine. At first I tried to fix things quickly by dumping layers of lava and then water, but that just made huge blobs of fire, water and stone scattered about. In the end I just gave up and the pyramid sat there in the sky, bright as a Las Vegas casino, dumping lava and water, laughing at me.

    That's kind of how a lot of creations on here are. Cool ideas that get turned into gigantic flying messes that look pretty but are basically junk because people didn't think beyond the surface.

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  • Uh-Oh?! 6.3 years ago

    We'll survive, somehow.

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  • Some engine XML question 6.4 years ago

    Engine sound is closely tied to fuel consumption, even tho it has almost nothing to do with engine power. Weird, huh?

    I'll explain. Each engine has a set amount of fuel it consumes at 100% throttle (different for each engine, of course). At different throttle settings, that fuel consumption changes: 50% throttle- 50% consumption etc.

    There is an engine power multiplier, but it does not affect fuel consumption at all. So to create a hyper-efficient engine, you just set the max throttle setting to something very small (.01 for instance) and then multiply the engine power to compensate (in this case, 100).

    The problem here, is that engine noise is tied to throttle setting. In order to get a nice, loud engine, it has to be throttled up which means it has to be consuming considerable amounts of fuel. You can sometimes get around this problem for planes with multiple engines by only using one, small Blasto-50 hidden somewhere to give you sound and use larger, silent, xml modded engines to move the plane.

    But generally, more sound = more fuel consumed. Also, you can change the max throttle setting above 1 to change the sound of the engine, 2 or 3 usually makes it sound very different.

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  • When People Upvote Your Oldest Plane 6.4 years ago

    Whenever I see a really shameless rip-off, I ignore the rip-off upload and follow the successor trail all the way back to upvote the original purely out of spite.

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