17.9k FlirBlitz Comments

  • tesla cyberakbar 2.8 years ago

    ALL AMERICAN PILOTS. A NEW ENEMY HAS BEEN FOUND. PLEASE ARM YOUR GUN WITH TENNIS BALL SIZED ROCKS AND HIT THE SPAAs WINDOWS. AS SEEN IN TESTING, THE TRUCK CAN SURVIVE A NUKE, BUT CANNOT SURVIVE ROCK.

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  • T-62m SVO 1.3 years ago

    WHERES MY AMMO

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  • VR M16A3 Simulator 2.9 years ago

    Vietnam flashbacks

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  • Temple of Andrew Garrison 2.9 years ago

    Andrewism, was made in 2000 B.C. A man was told by Andrew to bring his family to Andrewtopia, and start living there. One of the preists, Philip Tarpley had a vision of an ice bucket challenge. And he was also told of a mystical land called Andrewsius Searious

    More on Andrewism: never. Don't ask.

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  • !HISTORICAL INACCURACY DETECTED! INITIATE RANT385.txt 3.0 years ago

    the game has no historical accuracy. It's just a plane building game.

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  • Functional Keyboard [FREE TO USE] 1.7 years ago

    i will never understand how people make this shit

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  • Artillery with wings 1.9 years ago

    Hello passengers! Thank you for flying Artillery
    fasten your seat belts as the recoil will tear the aircraft to shreds. No smoking, or else we may explode into 3 quintillion pieces. Thank you for flying Artillery

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  • Does the game comes to an extinction? 2.2 years ago

    You just wait. They're working on some update for SR2 I think.

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  • Andrew Garrisphere 11 months ago

    I Sense The Return of Andrewism

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  • Is this a track? 1.9 years ago

    this is going to revolunize tank building on mobile devices

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  • Simple Batch Programming 2.3 years ago

    I totally understand this

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  • kicking fish meme 2.7 years ago

    F ing ish

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  • Jundrorian 2.8 years ago

    Baby Andrew when?

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  • What did I do wrong? 2.9 years ago

    "What did I do wrong?"
    I'll simplify:

    E v e r y t h i n g

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  • Tracks 2 3.4 years ago

    Since when have people lost braincells? Oh since the dawn of "you can't have mods"? sigh.. You can't have mods on android how many times until they will listen..

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  • Weapons Bay Fuselage 3.4 years ago

    @Thomasthemaker4 Mods don't work on mobile anymore. some people have found a work-around, but its useless. it won't work anymore unless either they let mobile players have mods again, or you use your account on a computer.

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  • Change of plans 23 days ago

    "I wanna be petty against this failure of a community"

    kid the only failure is you
    get the fuck out

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  • The Islands 1.5 years ago

    mobil compateible wen?

    +7
  • HMS. Hood 2.7 years ago

    THIS IS WHY WE HAVE DECK ARMOR KIDS

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  • Sea Forever 2.7 years ago

    Sea
    See

    C

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  • King Dedede 3.0 years ago

    Help

    +7
  • I’VE MADE A TERRIBLE DISCOVERY 3.0 years ago

    CHOCOLATE WILL TURN INTO ASPARAGUS
    PASTA WILL BE DIRT
    CHICKEN NUGGETS WILL BE HARRASED BABY CHICKS
    HAM WILL BE MY MOTHER (wait my mother?)
    FROGS WILL BE MONKEYS
    MONKEYS WILL BE TYRANNOSAURUS REX
    AND WORST OF ALL:
    the trout population.. will

    DIE

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  • Fwog 3.2 years ago

    fwog

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  • J-10F (My First Plane) 3 months ago

    @crazyplaness 99% of it isnt even his its someone elses 😭😭😭😭😭

    114 hours to actually remove like 30 parts my ass

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  • What is it like living in the United States Of America? 4 months ago

    im from New York State, and its honestly shit

    the only peace you will find is in the suburbs or in the center of the country where theres basically nothing. You go to almost any big city:
    Drugs that the mods probably wont let me say
    gun violence
    crime
    homelessness (have you seen LA? Half the city is on fentanyl and homeless)
    you have a fossil as president, a convicted felon trying to return to the white house (people say the charges were dropped, some dont. i dont even know who to believe now)

    Also, you know the galvanized square steel meme and how Little Johnny gets like 2 cm of space to work with?

    That is basically New York City and apparently sometimes LA
    $2,000 a month to live in that.
    holy jesus
    why cant we have nice things
    Take everyones guns away. There goes the second amendment.
    Instead of solving the root of the issue (helping the people who often commit mass shootings) they instead say, "You cant have your gun because this mentally ill person or something did this"

    ._.

    EDIT: I myself do not live in NYC, but I go there rather often and i do have family members there. Its just.. not fun.

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  • STOP 1.5 years ago

    Hm.

    cry about it

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  • F-22 "Mobius-1" 1.7 years ago

    it's morbin time

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  • POV: You Pulled A Prank 1.8 years ago

    The origins of this prank, first done by the Americans, happened in 2 Japanese cities named Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This killed over 355,000 people due to how dangerous this prank was.

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  • found this cool Star trek easter egg 2.7 years ago

    I discovered this literally the minute the update came out... you're actually a bit late

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  • Carbon Fiber 2.7 years ago

    V e r y f i b e r y

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  • The An-225. 2.8 years ago

    "You burned the biggest plane, but our Myria will never perish"
    -Ukrainian Goverment

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  • 20th Century Fox 3.1 years ago

    *visible happiness*

    +6
  • Better Next Target 3.1 years ago

    AnDrOiD vErSiOn PlEaSe

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  • what kind of drone is people panicking over in the US? 9 days ago

    it'd be really funny if it was just Amazon or something trying to deliver shit 😭

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  • I’M 4 YEARS OLD! 6 months ago

    underaj
    ban

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  • Who are the other moms? 1.6 years ago

    what the fuck

    +5
  • No monthly player content feature? 1.6 years ago

    dey furgor

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  • F12G Cutlass 1.8 years ago

    a rip off of the F3H Demon.
    McDonnell, im sorry, but i cannot access your stupid engine to fix it. We choose this thing instead. It looks better too

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  • Chinese balloon 1.9 years ago

    Zǎo shang hǎo zhōng guó!
    Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING

    Wǒ hěn xǐ huān BING CHILLING
    Dàn shì “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”
    Bǐ BING CHILLING “sù dù yǔ jī qíng…
    “Sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ” wǒ zuì xǐ huān
    Suǒ yǐ… xiàn zài shì yīn yuè shí jiān
    Zhǔn bèi
    Yī, èr, sān

    Liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”
    Liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”
    Liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”

    Bù yào wàng jì, bù yào cuò guò
    Jì dé qù diàn yǐng yuàn kàn “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”
    Yīn wéi fēi cháng hǎo diàn yǐng
    Dòng zuò fēi cháng hǎo
    Chà bù duō yī yàng BING CHILLING
    Zài jiàn

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  • Pacific Sea Mod 2 2.2 years ago

    Realistic map with "historically accurate" flying carriers? This is so accurate to the actual Pacific Theater :D

    +5
  • Mods don't have a Android download button. 2.7 years ago

    Just reading this is a sin. As ZeroWithSlashedO said, it was removed in update 1.9. Why? Idfk. They just removed it. Well, Google did. And the amount of people that say "android version plsssss" or "I can't download this on android!" is uh...

    i r r i t a t i n g

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  • My First Cockpit Plane 2.7 years ago

    Ever heard of fuselage slicing?

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  • Antonov An-225 2.8 years ago

    they're gonna rebuild it tis be fine

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  • Ukrainian Flag 2.8 years ago

    Tbh I really don't understand why the invasion even happened.
    Also bacon delete this is you think this comment should burn in hell. Keep the comments civil. Especially when they're related to the war with Russia and Ukraine.

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  • STOP WAR 2.8 years ago

    @Bryan5 if you're actually wondering if this is true I don't think so they're advancing to the capital as you read this comment

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  • B-17 Flying Fortress "Ye Olde Pub" 2.8 years ago

    If you didn't know, Charlie actually wanted to find Franz Stigler. He did find him and realized after the war, he moved to Canada. Just near him aswell. So they met up and had a chat. There's actually a recording of the whole thing.
    And when the incident happened, Franz Stigler needed one more bomber kill to get I think it was the Knights Cross. But when he saw the thing somehow still flying, he thought to himself "No. It's like killing a man in a parachute. If I do, it'll haunt me for the rest of my life."

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  • What’s y’all’s favorite thing about SP? 2.8 years ago

    Making things that only commit warcrimes. Is it legal?

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  • Thomas The Thermonuclear Guided Missile 2.9 years ago

    How was school today Thomas?
    insert Vietnam War flashbacks but its nuclear

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