ALL AMERICAN PILOTS. A NEW ENEMY HAS BEEN FOUND. PLEASE ARM YOUR GUN WITH TENNIS BALL SIZED ROCKS AND HIT THE SPAAs WINDOWS. AS SEEN IN TESTING, THE TRUCK CAN SURVIVE A NUKE, BUT CANNOT SURVIVE ROCK.
Andrewism, was made in 2000 B.C. A man was told by Andrew to bring his family to Andrewtopia, and start living there. One of the preists, Philip Tarpley had a vision of an ice bucket challenge. And he was also told of a mystical land called Andrewsius Searious
Hello passengers! Thank you for flying Artillery
fasten your seat belts as the recoil will tear the aircraft to shreds. No smoking, or else we may explode into 3 quintillion pieces. Thank you for flying Artillery
Since when have people lost braincells? Oh since the dawn of "you can't have mods"? sigh.. You can't have mods on android how many times until they will listen..
@Thomasthemaker4 Mods don't work on mobile anymore. some people have found a work-around, but its useless. it won't work anymore unless either they let mobile players have mods again, or you use your account on a computer.
CHOCOLATE WILL TURN INTO ASPARAGUS
PASTA WILL BE DIRT
CHICKEN NUGGETS WILL BE HARRASED BABY CHICKS
HAM WILL BE MY MOTHER (wait my mother?)
FROGS WILL BE MONKEYS
MONKEYS WILL BE TYRANNOSAURUS REX
AND WORST OF ALL:
the trout population.. will
the only peace you will find is in the suburbs or in the center of the country where theres basically nothing. You go to almost any big city:
Drugs that the mods probably wont let me say
gun violence
crime
homelessness (have you seen LA? Half the city is on fentanyl and homeless)
you have a fossil as president, a convicted felon trying to return to the white house (people say the charges were dropped, some dont. i dont even know who to believe now)
Also, you know the galvanized square steel meme and how Little Johnny gets like 2 cm of space to work with?
That is basically New York City and apparently sometimes LA
$2,000 a month to live in that. holy jesus
why cant we have nice things
Take everyones guns away. There goes the second amendment.
Instead of solving the root of the issue (helping the people who often commit mass shootings) they instead say, "You cant have your gun because this mentally ill person or something did this"
._.
EDIT: I myself do not live in NYC, but I go there rather often and i do have family members there. Its just.. not fun.
The origins of this prank, first done by the Americans, happened in 2 Japanese cities named Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This killed over 355,000 people due to how dangerous this prank was.
Just reading this is a sin. As ZeroWithSlashedO said, it was removed in update 1.9. Why? Idfk. They just removed it. Well, Google did. And the amount of people that say "android version plsssss" or "I can't download this on android!" is uh...
Tbh I really don't understand why the invasion even happened.
Also bacon delete this is you think this comment should burn in hell. Keep the comments civil. Especially when they're related to the war with Russia and Ukraine.
If you didn't know, Charlie actually wanted to find Franz Stigler. He did find him and realized after the war, he moved to Canada. Just near him aswell. So they met up and had a chat. There's actually a recording of the whole thing.
And when the incident happened, Franz Stigler needed one more bomber kill to get I think it was the Knights Cross. But when he saw the thing somehow still flying, he thought to himself "No. It's like killing a man in a parachute. If I do, it'll haunt me for the rest of my life."
ALL AMERICAN PILOTS. A NEW ENEMY HAS BEEN FOUND. PLEASE ARM YOUR GUN WITH TENNIS BALL SIZED ROCKS AND HIT THE SPAAs WINDOWS. AS SEEN IN TESTING, THE TRUCK CAN SURVIVE A NUKE, BUT CANNOT SURVIVE ROCK.
+15WHERES MY AMMO
+11"Must be Air Force"
+11Proof that nobody liked each other lol
Vietnam flashbacks
+10Andrewism, was made in 2000 B.C. A man was told by Andrew to bring his family to Andrewtopia, and start living there. One of the preists, Philip Tarpley had a vision of an ice bucket challenge. And he was also told of a mystical land called Andrewsius Searious
More on Andrewism: never. Don't ask.
+10the game has no historical accuracy. It's just a plane building game.
+10i will never understand how people make this shit
+9Hello passengers! Thank you for flying Artillery
+9fasten your seat belts as the recoil will tear the aircraft to shreds. No smoking, or else we may explode into 3 quintillion pieces. Thank you for flying Artillery
You just wait. They're working on some update for SR2 I think.
+9I Sense The Return of Andrewism
+8this is going to revolunize tank building on mobile devices
+8I totally understand this
+8F ing ish
+8Baby Andrew when?
+8"What did I do wrong?"
I'll simplify:
E v e r y t h i n g
+8Since when have people lost braincells? Oh since the dawn of "you can't have mods"? sigh.. You can't have mods on android how many times until they will listen..
+8@Thomasthemaker4 Mods don't work on mobile anymore. some people have found a work-around, but its useless. it won't work anymore unless either they let mobile players have mods again, or you use your account on a computer.
+8mobil compateible wen?
+7THIS IS WHY WE HAVE DECK ARMOR KIDS
+7Sea
See
C
+7Help
+7CHOCOLATE WILL TURN INTO ASPARAGUS
PASTA WILL BE DIRT
CHICKEN NUGGETS WILL BE HARRASED BABY CHICKS
HAM WILL BE MY MOTHER (wait my mother?)
FROGS WILL BE MONKEYS
MONKEYS WILL BE TYRANNOSAURUS REX
AND WORST OF ALL:
the trout population.. will
DIE
+7fwog
+7@crazyplaness 99% of it isnt even his its someone elses 😭😭😭😭😭
114 hours to actually remove like 30 parts my ass
+6im from New York State, and its honestly shit
the only peace you will find is in the suburbs or in the center of the country where theres basically nothing. You go to almost any big city:
Drugs that the mods probably wont let me say
gun violence
crime
homelessness (have you seen LA? Half the city is on fentanyl and homeless)
you have a fossil as president, a convicted felon trying to return to the white house (people say the charges were dropped, some dont. i dont even know who to believe now)
Also, you know the galvanized square steel meme and how Little Johnny gets like 2 cm of space to work with?
That is basically New York City and apparently sometimes LA
$2,000 a month to live in that.
holy jesus
why cant we have nice things
Take everyones guns away. There goes the second amendment.
Instead of solving the root of the issue (helping the people who often commit mass shootings) they instead say, "You cant have your gun because this mentally ill person or something did this"
._.
EDIT: I myself do not live in NYC, but I go there rather often and i do have family members there. Its just.. not fun.
+6Hm.
cry about it
+6it's morbin time
+6The origins of this prank, first done by the Americans, happened in 2 Japanese cities named Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This killed over 355,000 people due to how dangerous this prank was.
+6I discovered this literally the minute the update came out... you're actually a bit late
+6V e r y f i b e r y
+6"You burned the biggest plane, but our Myria will never perish"
+6-Ukrainian Goverment
+6*visible happiness*
+6AnDrOiD vErSiOn PlEaSewhat the fuck
+5dey furgor
+5a rip off of the F3H Demon.
+5McDonnell, im sorry, but i cannot access your stupid engine to fix it. We choose this thing instead. It looks better too
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Zhǔn bèi
Yī, èr, sān
Liǎng gè lǐ bài yǐ hòu “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”
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Bù yào wàng jì, bù yào cuò guò
+5Jì dé qù diàn yǐng yuàn kàn “sù dù yǔ jī qíng jiǔ”
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Zài jiàn
Realistic map with "historically accurate" flying carriers? This is so accurate to the actual Pacific Theater :D
+5Just reading this is a sin. As ZeroWithSlashedO said, it was removed in update 1.9. Why? Idfk. They just removed it. Well, Google did. And the amount of people that say "android version plsssss" or "I can't download this on android!" is uh...
i r r i t a t i n g
+5Ever heard of fuselage slicing?
+5they're gonna rebuild it tis be fine
+5Tbh I really don't understand why the invasion even happened.
+5Also bacon delete this is you think this comment should burn in hell. Keep the comments civil. Especially when they're related to the war with Russia and Ukraine.
@Bryan5 if you're actually wondering if this is true I don't think so they're advancing to the capital as you read this comment
+5If you didn't know, Charlie actually wanted to find Franz Stigler. He did find him and realized after the war, he moved to Canada. Just near him aswell. So they met up and had a chat. There's actually a recording of the whole thing.
+5And when the incident happened, Franz Stigler needed one more bomber kill to get I think it was the Knights Cross. But when he saw the thing somehow still flying, he thought to himself "No. It's like killing a man in a parachute. If I do, it'll haunt me for the rest of my life."
Making things that only commit warcrimes. Is it legal?
+5How was school today Thomas?
+5insert Vietnam War flashbacks but its nuclear
what's outside bro
+4blahussy
+4tesla
+4underaj
+4ban