@IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”
“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
Two weeks have passed...
And despite it all...
It's still Canadian.
NATO has fallen. The GOC has fallen. The Foundation has fallen. The UN has fallen. Your grandmother has fallen. Soia has abandoned us. Graingy has suspiciously declared an "off day". Grizzco is hiring. Tokyo is in ruins. The Suez canal is blocked (again). KSP 2 has been delayed again (somehow).
...
The end times are here, eh?
W-Wait...
OH NO I'VE BEEN INFECTED GET AWAY SAVE YOURSE-
The new default twin prop LOOKS good, but it can't even fly (at least not without instantly losing control. Like what's even the point!?! It's an official plane it should fly!)
I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this
“The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”
Congrats to them, though I get the feeling they are suddenly going to be a lot less welcome in general. Nobody wants to hang out with a cop, after all.
spam bots and trolls
-DaddysTruck1234
"my builds suck" people
-SILVERPANZER
pro players
-Gestures at first user page
Politics people
-That nardoparti or whatever twat
Attention seekers
-Surprisingly none come to mind.
noobs
-Countless many.
ship builders
-KPLBall currently, Monarchii formerly
tank builders
-SILVERPANZER, again
mobile players
-You know who you are.
PC players
-hm
VR players
-PlaneFlightX is the first to come to mind. Also crazyplaness, of course.
NSFW players
-Souplane or whatever their name is
shitpost spammers
-Majakalona, sort of.
train builders
-RepublicOfCUrsedPlanes, I believe
car builders
-Talon.
sensitive players
-Like hell if I know.
Mentally unstable players
-That grid square person
Challenge players
-TheMouse has done a few, I believe. idk who's one the most.
“I’m the best player in SP” kids
-No idea.
People who put a shit ton of “ questionable” anime stickers on their builds
-I do not know who this refers to, nor do I really want to know.
Air crash kids
-Sadam Simulator.
Disconnector warriors (aka renamed air crash kids)
-What lol
The good modifiers
-No idea.
The shitty modifiers
-New players on their way to modify the most obscure 6 year old craft on the site:
Cry babies
-Not familiar myself.
Thieves
-The bastard who I shall not name.
YouTubers/Streamers
-Lol. Lmao.
Popular people
-LunarEclipseSP.
“Popular” people
-DJ. Enough said.
The people who keeps reworking/revisiting the same build over and over again
-Boeing727200F
Painters
-... forgot their name damn
Airline owners (post a ton of random shit in there airlines colors)
-The Welshman, formerly.
Chronically online SP users (me)
-Get the heck out of my territory >:(
Dead accounts
-ABCD-!
Spam alts (alt accounts used to post random shit at any given moment)
-... I refuse to answer this prompt.
i will keep adding to the list if i can come up with more things.
Bee Twentee nien
+4@IceCraftGaming “Breaking News: the highly anticipated video game GTA VI, sequel to immensely successful GTA V, has been leaked in the form of a free-download recreation on flight physics simulator SimplePlanes. Police are still trying to get the programmer down from the ceiling with a broom, but they remain too highly buoyant and floaty to do so as of yet.”
+4No it is not.
+4Little land
+4Inhales
TANKS WE WANT TANKS YES ANY SORT OF TANKS BIG TANKS SMALL TANKS PROPANE TANKS ARMOURED TANKS HEAVY TANKS LIGHT TANKS OIL TANKS WIDE TANKS SELF-SEALING TANKS BURNING TANKS T-34S BICYCLES WITH MOTORS AND GASOLINE JERRY CANS NATURAL GAS TANKS SUPERTANKERS BAD BOX OFFICE PERFORMANCE MY GRADES GRANDMA TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE THAT FLUID THAT SPRAYS ON YOUR WINDSHEILD SO THE WIPERS CAN GO EEEP EERRPP EEEP ERRP EEEP ERRP TO WIPE OFF THE BIRD SHIT GREASE TRAPS FISH TANKS LIZARD TANKS SNAKE BOXES SNAIL HOMES ANT HOMES FIRE ANT NATION THE BOX THE DINOSAUR FOSSILS ARE IN INFANTRY TANKS SUPERHEAVY TANKS LANDKRUISERS AN IOWA CLASS BATTLESHIP BEING DRAGGED ALONG THE FREEWAY BY TED THOSE WEIRD-ASS MECHAS PARADED AROUND BY THIRD-WORLD SHITHOLES WITH HALLOWEEN-GRADE POWER ARMOUR BALLOONS IN THE SHAPES OF TANKS TRUCKS WITH "TANK" PAINTED ON THE SIDES OVERPOWERED WAR THUNDER PREMIUMS SPROCKET TANK DESIGN CREAMS AND PASTES POURED INTO DRUMS WHILE THE SUPREME LEADER WATCHES WITH A SMILE FOR SOME REASON A VEHICLE NAMED MOTHER LATER FALLING UNDER THE CLASSIFICATION OF "MALE" THE UNYIELDING POWER OF THE FRENCH OMEGA BAGUETTE 2C THE PISS DRAWER THE AVERAGE AMERICAN COMMUTER CAR HER SEPTIC TANK A TODDLER IN A CARDBOARD BOX HOLDING A NERF GUN MY BIRTHDAY CAKE FROM A FEW YEARS AGO MEDIUM TANKS T H E S O C K SUBMARINES (REVERSE TANKS) BARRELS FULL OF RUM AND A YO HO HO JUGGED MILK BAGGED MILK MAPLE SYRUP THE BLOOD OF THE DAMNED IN A VIAL WHATEVER THE HELL A SAUSAGE IS BURIED PANTHER TURRETS PAPER TANKS PROPAGANDA PIECES TRACTOR PREY MY THREE FROZEN WATER BOTTLES THE DIVINE MIGHT OF THE SOIAN MAIN BATTLE TANK BOB SEMPLE TANK ENDLESS WAVES OF SOVIET TANKS CAVALRY TANKS LET'S FUCCIN GOOOOOOO!!!
+4Hehehe it looks so silly :)
+4Silly little guy
Triangle
Hehe concord fighter :)))
All it needs now is text that keeps getting smaller until you can hardly read it anymore
+4“Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a
+4@skittleChan He could have just said he liked fat chicks but noooo he had to talk all fancy like
+4Amazing how something like this would be child's play today due to all the builder improvements
+4What the fuck is this shit
+4Why
Why
Who the fuck asked for this?
Maluch?!?
"Previously known as Talon7192, Magnavox20MS233S, U2, DeutscheLufthansaAG, 100, Talon7192, All"
+4@Mage2IsTriggered But the niche is the fun part.
+4It's just us.
A bunch of losers building dumb shite in a "plane" game.
And everyone wants to be top loser!
@Majakalona Literally stonks.
+416 upvotes cuz there's nothing else
people straight up ravenous
Holy fuck man don't
+4"In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
+4(Muffled from inside)
"You gonna stay on my box until you die! You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on my test chamber jumping on my buttons daily! Your purpose is being in that room throwing that turret daily! Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer, that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a hundred percent. With a thousand percent."
Fact: France and Italy are the same don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
+4Cyrillic is easy to ignore. Better than the other trolls I can actually read.
+4Also, this forum is totally gonna get taken down by mods lol
Kicking Fish is immortal.
+4Also, never knew there was a biplane once. Lost to history, in a way.
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore @s89Aerospace
+4BRRRVVV
instructions unclear, my car has now unlocked bipedal locomotion
+4I love Pizza builds on SimplePlanes.
+4Gotta be one of my favorite genders.
Helped me come out as a grain of sand from Mars :,)
My man has that cinderblock-type build like damn
+4This is a god-tier shitpost take my goddamn upvote lmfao
+4Just remembered how tiny this thing is.
+420200 parts and yet it's a dwarf
DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNODROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT OT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT DROOP SNOOT
+4Gonna challenge her to a game of darts
+4(She doesn't have depth perception)
(I cannot play darts)
Two weeks have passed...
+4And despite it all...
It's still Canadian.
NATO has fallen. The GOC has fallen. The Foundation has fallen. The UN has fallen. Your grandmother has fallen. Soia has abandoned us. Graingy has suspiciously declared an "off day". Grizzco is hiring. Tokyo is in ruins. The Suez canal is blocked (again). KSP 2 has been delayed again (somehow).
...
The end times are here, eh?
W-Wait...
OH NO I'VE BEEN INFECTED GET AWAY SAVE YOURSE-
The new default twin prop LOOKS good, but it can't even fly (at least not without instantly losing control. Like what's even the point!?! It's an official plane it should fly!)
+4... would you kindly explain why there's a soviet flag in the corner?
This tank (is it a tank? IFV?) is Russian, not Soviet.
It must be said until the end of time: Russia is not the USSR. They are at best a crude mockery of the country.
+4"CAPTAIN!"
+4"What?"
"LOOK!!"
B-52 Stratofortress lining up for a carpet bombing run from the north-west
"OH F8CK"
Oh Foog It's Canadian
+4.
.
Now I'm waiting for someone to build a plane with every modeled, down to the threads on the bolts.
SimplePlanes at a three dimensional vector?
+4may god smite the inventor of funkytrees
@Aviator01 Glad to hear.
+4I am here to entertain, express hatred for human complacency, and sell airplanes for a surprisingly collectivist megacorp.
looks nice!
+4Not at my mac at the moment so I can't play it though...
I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this
+4“The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”
+469th upvote
+469th upvote
+4Just join the crowd... upvotes
+4Congrats to them, though I get the feeling they are suddenly going to be a lot less welcome in general. Nobody wants to hang out with a cop, after all.
+3Imagine not having played SimplePlanes 7: Stellar Stratospheres
+3P-40 with a Zero on its tail
+3@Boeing727200F
spam bots and trolls
+3-DaddysTruck1234
"my builds suck" people
-SILVERPANZER
pro players
-Gestures at first user page
Politics people
-That nardoparti or whatever twat
Attention seekers
-Surprisingly none come to mind.
noobs
-Countless many.
ship builders
-KPLBall currently, Monarchii formerly
tank builders
-SILVERPANZER, again
mobile players
-You know who you are.
PC players
-hm
VR players
-PlaneFlightX is the first to come to mind. Also crazyplaness, of course.
NSFW players
-Souplane or whatever their name is
shitpost spammers
-Majakalona, sort of.
train builders
-RepublicOfCUrsedPlanes, I believe
car builders
-Talon.
sensitive players
-Like hell if I know.
Mentally unstable players
-That grid square person
Challenge players
-TheMouse has done a few, I believe. idk who's one the most.
“I’m the best player in SP” kids
-No idea.
People who put a shit ton of “ questionable” anime stickers on their builds
-I do not know who this refers to, nor do I really want to know.
Air crash kids
-Sadam Simulator.
Disconnector warriors (aka renamed air crash kids)
-What lol
The good modifiers
-No idea.
The shitty modifiers
-New players on their way to modify the most obscure 6 year old craft on the site:
Cry babies
-Not familiar myself.
Thieves
-The bastard who I shall not name.
YouTubers/Streamers
-Lol. Lmao.
Popular people
-LunarEclipseSP.
“Popular” people
-DJ. Enough said.
The people who keeps reworking/revisiting the same build over and over again
-Boeing727200F
Painters
-... forgot their name damn
Airline owners (post a ton of random shit in there airlines colors)
-The Welshman, formerly.
Chronically online SP users (me)
-Get the heck out of my territory >:(
Dead accounts
-ABCD-!
Spam alts (alt accounts used to post random shit at any given moment)
-... I refuse to answer this prompt.
i will keep adding to the list if i can come up with more things.
@BYardley Ah yes, the worst swear word: Dummy
+3SimpleWheels? What's that?
+3@Boeing727200F Yeah, it's called Reddit.
+3Alternatively, AutoModerator. That poor bot...
quak
+3@TheMouse The electric light was invented well over a century ago. Get with the times.
+3Overload ruined this challenge lol
+3