54.5k Graingy Comments

  • Choufleur - Sloop 3.0 years ago

    "CAPTAIN!"
    "What?"
    "LOOK!!"
    B-52 Stratofortress lining up for a carpet bombing run from the north-west
    "OH F8CK"

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  • Pratt & Whitney Canada PW-100 3.0 years ago

    Oh Foog It's Canadian
    .
    .
    Now I'm waiting for someone to build a plane with every modeled, down to the threads on the bolts.

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  • Wireframe_test 3.0 years ago

    SimplePlanes at a three dimensional vector?
    may god smite the inventor of funkytrees

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  • Juno: New Origins - Officially Launched 3.0 years ago

    @Aviator01 Glad to hear.
    I am here to entertain, express hatred for human complacency, and sell airplanes for a surprisingly collectivist megacorp.

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  • M50 Ontos 3.1 years ago

    I can hear this thing.
    THUNK
    THUNK
    THUNK
    THUNK
    THUNK
    THUNK
    Loud metallic clunk
    "Target Destroyed"

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  • 25 Part Hornet 3.2 years ago

    looks nice!
    Not at my mac at the moment so I can't play it though...

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  • YAMATO 1945 5.2 years ago

    I dont think anyone has actually played it. they just see the pictures and think it looks nice. this thing has got to have the highest part count of anything ever uploaded on this site. you'd need a supercomputer to play this

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  • Cake Air Force (Cake plane) 5.5 years ago

    “The men are becoming anxious, anyone could secretly be a cake. I too am nervous, I go to my jet to seek comfort, surely something of such power, such elegance, could protect me, but when I get to it I am dismayed! I can’t believe it. My jet... is cake...”

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  • Ai Drone 5.7 years ago

    why does the save name come up as"Modded tank"?

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  • A Cockpit 5.9 years ago

    69th upvote

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 6.6 years ago

    Just join the crowd... upvotes

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  • 100 Paint Slot 3 days ago

    uh what.
    XML file modding, I presume?

    +3
  • SP2 | Hole Carving 5 days ago

    @SupremeDorian We've had an unobstructed view of Jundroo's holes for a month. Is this going to get switched out for the Demo announcement now in game at some point?

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  • [Z] Roblox pose test 5 days ago

    @ZealousKestrel Oh trust me, it isn't the angle.
    Roblox characters are hardly lookers. They're piles of disconnected bricks, and unlike, say, Minecraft player characters there's no stylistic consistency to be found in them.

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  • swarm of delusional F-16s 6 days ago

    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore mmmzzzzzzmmmmmMMMMMMmzzZZZmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMZZZZZZzzmmmmmmMMMmzzzzzzZZmZZZm

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  • Bush Plane Inline 6 Twin Turbo swap 7 days ago

    @Boeing727200F The only thing I can see is red glow.
    Is that bad?

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  • Nothing special. 7 days ago

    Reputation and connections certainly helps. You can't force connections, however, or else they will be weak. Nobody wants to be friends with someone who only cares about spotlights and upvotes.

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  • NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!! 9 days ago

    They don’t want to ban people under 13, they are legally obligated to. This is exemplified by the fact they only ban if an underage person has outright stated that they’re underage. They don’t go snooping to try to figure it out (which can easily go sideways, as you assume Maja is underage simply because you don’t like their post).
    Limiting age solely to curb certain kinds of content would, ultimately, just be moderating content. Excessively. To the detriment of the site and community.
    V

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  • FLAT Poncho Touge Attack 10 days ago

    You have an uncanny presence looming above you.

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  • New Moderators! 11 days ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 Shenaniganary died when Moderators stopped leaving comments in each others’ bios.

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  • New Moderators! 11 days ago

    One of those people I've never even seen before, and the other doesn't like me (for some reason).
    I don't like the look of this.
    ... What even happens when a moderator blocks you anyhow? Because one of those people has and I'll admit, I'm slightly concerned that this could lead to biases.
    ... Okay, slightly is an understatement. Very concerned.

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  • Free to use APFSDSGP 13 days ago

    Sounds very expensive for something "free"...

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  • where did nwa go? 14 days ago

    @BOSKnight mass reporting, upvote begging, and self-upvoting (as you claim) is definitely wrong.
    I do, however, believe the work of an artist belongs to the artist (so long as it is original, of course). While I usually say this with something else in mind (which I cannot, nor exactly want to, name here), out of principle that applies here as well. Accordingly, my feelings are mixed on who is “right” in that regard. The lawyering is rather cringe (understatement), but wanting one’s craft unmodified is a reasonable enough feeling to have. I don’t typically hold that opinion here, but if I did I’d certainly be displeased if someone knowingly violated that boundary, no less if it was done out of pointless spite (as I believe had happened here).

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  • Skinland 17 days ago

    @VarisOnAviation YOU'RE weird! >:(
    @nwa Oh no no, this is the result of a completely sober mind! I ain't some skill-issue coward that needs to result to "enhancing substances" to achieve these kinds of results!

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  • NCE ''Phantom'' Cargo Ekranoplan 18 days ago

    What in the Warhammer 40K is this

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  • Stealth Blimps/Airships ? 19 days ago

    Congratulations: due to advances in stealth technology, aerial opponents will not longer think that they have encountered a radar glitch. Instead, they will believe that the enemy has developed flying tanks and will begin fitting Air to Air missiles with armour-piercing warheads.

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  • Walrus 19 days ago

    oh me oh my

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  • The SWL-120's True Part Count 20 days ago

    @Hooha12 There is no computer on Earth which could run this thing.

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  • Graphics Playground for C# 24 days ago

    I like your funny words magic man

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  • Raphael Starla [50k Special] 29 days ago

    "Hello, I am Raphael Starla, a War Demon. I do not have grand words to introduce myself. I simply hope that my presence can be of help."

    Good, pick up a shovel and help us dig this hole to China. If we lock in we should be done by the end of recess.

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  • [WIP] Natsukawa H.I. Yuubari-A one month ago

    @Monarchii Roller blades go vroom

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  • Jundroo may need to take this issue seriously. one month ago

    Must be terribly inefficient.

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  • My Terms of Service / End User License Agreement one month ago

    Translated: If you use my stuff to bully people, it’s your fault, not mine.

    Breaking any of these rules will result in a ban in using my aircraft

    Entirely unenforceable beyond blocking.

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  • why simpleplanes 2 will go down in the history books (unserious) one month ago

    @SuperSuperTheSylph I've personally never seen Mr. Garrison's name spelled as "Gabe Newell", so maybe.

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  • Walking With Doro! one month ago

    @Boeing727200F On Earth some lifeforms develop bodily poisons to discourage predators from eating them.
    In SimplePlanes 2, things work a tad differently.

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  • SWL-120 Release Dates one month ago

    In unrelated news from the future: Widely reported incidences of PC fires around the world stemming from unknown cause.

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  • Red Opponent E one month ago

    The fuck am I looking at
    why is it Katyusha

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  • Is This The End ? one month ago

    @WarLightning reasons why what?

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  • halting MiG-23 game production FOR NOW 2 months ago

    And then infantry.
    And then space.
    And then Super Mario.

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  • WPlace SP Corner Christmas Tree Challenge 2 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP I doubt it's been fixed. I suppose I can check later, though.
    The mods are shit. That's no secret.

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  • I have an idea 2 months ago

    This has been discussed before. Due to anonymity concerns (and the fact this could be abused) these are not allowed. Someone could use the account for evil without it being traced back to them.
    I do remember a few open accounts being made as social experiments, but before long someone changed the password thus locking them, so they didn't last.
    @SupremeDorian could probably explain the issue with these better than I could.

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  • It's December 1 2 months ago

    All you fools talking about Mariah.
    She thawed on November 1st.

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  • The quantity of parts is getting too large…… 2 months ago

    @ollielebanania All hail the supersonic brick

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  • SP2 | Propeller Engines 2 months ago

    @Superliner350 That would be good. Doesn't J:NO have ship propellers?
    Never touched them myself...

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  • SP2 | Propeller Engines 2 months ago

    Will the new propeller engines mean we'll also get new stock craft? Boy, there's gonna be a lot!
    Add in the old ones (pls pls pls) and there'll be a lot for new players to do even without downloading or building anything! New instructions/descriptions with a bit of history about them could be good for some of the older stock craft (e.g. original Pigpen, saying it's an old SP1 craft predating VR and the like).
    Advanced stock craft, like SP2's and the SPVR ones, are cool and all, but it's important to give new players something a bit more accessible to use as a model (after all, even SP2's simplest stock craft were made by very experienced players). The old stock craft, pre and post fuselage, are excellent for this since everyone has them.
    I recognise that Jundroo may be reluctant to keep around the less flashy and glamorous of SP's assets since they don't look as nice in the advertisements, but it's important to both remember where the game came from and also to, y'know, have actual SIMPLE planes.


    If we're getting superchargers, will we also get turbochargers? IIRC the P-47 was basically built around a giant turbocharger, giving it the jug shape it's nicknamed for.


    I should hope that cylinder limits can be overridden with Overload. I want a 300 cylinder radial and I want it now!
    ... Unless this game has a heat mechanic? Probably not.

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  • Opening the aircraft «manufacturing» group! People required. 2 months ago

    Bud. You are not going to find people over 1728 years old on this site.

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  • bro the site is so laggy wth 2 months ago

    It’s really getting annoying. It’s been days.

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  • Sad Tonk 2 months ago

    @TheLoadingGorilla I want to tear apart the person who started that meme with meat hooks and iodine.

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  • Miloz HexaMax Bunker-270 2 months ago

    @Boeing727200F Heliblockter

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