35.8k Graingy Comments

  • Italian Tech Tree 1.1 years ago

    As someone who played War Thunder for a few years, this is certified accurate.
    It's like that one go-cart with an autocannon that I cannot remember the name of.
    Still have memories of being R3'd in a Panzer 4 on that one jungle beach map.
    All in all, I don't really miss that game all too much.

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  • Frigate diy (SimplePlanes IRL)maybe 1.2 years ago

    Lower picture: French navy
    Upper picture: Russian navy

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  • Aircraft of cool 1.2 years ago

    Jokes about your spelling aside, welcome to the site.
    I've been here 5.6 years (mostly away, rarely actually playing), and let me tell you it has most probably negatively affected my continuous growth and development as a person.

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  • All @Roles In SimplePlanes.com 1.2 years ago

    I swear what goes through people's minds when they make an account and then never use it?
    kinda haunting how many players made an account, uploaded a plane or two, then left.
    Years ago.
    So many accounts that far predate mine that were born, lived for a minute, then died, never to be picked up again...
    Also some days ago I discovered @Everyone by accident lol.
    The fun thing about these abandoned accounts is that you can go onto them and scream the most horrid stuff imaginable.
    So long as nobody checks your recent comments, chances are you'll never be found... Unless the site has a built-in detector for certain terms.
    Now, I am absolutely not the kind of person to spout racial slurs or what have you, but a few good cluster F-bombs?
    Sounds like fun!

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  • Just a simple Unikitty 1.2 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP They're just like me fr fr

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  • Final post 1.2 years ago

    Damn.
    Shame it couldn’t be the person who made the plane people.

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  • Sean's Supra in a jar 1.2 years ago

    LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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  • Sean's Supra in a jar 1.2 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II 1.2 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP 404 Visibility errors of NATO

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  • ASTERISK 90MM CANNON 1.2 years ago

    Boom Boom Boom Boom!
    Their life was cut too soon!
    Now they explore the nether,
    From now until forever!

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  • I OFFICIALLY OWN SIMPLE PLANES ON PC!!!! 1.2 years ago

    @Zaineman
    SimplePlanes!
    Vomit-inducing PSM maneuvers from the relaxation of your own bed!
    Buy now!

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  • This is just annoying. 1.2 years ago

    OOh yeah that 24-5-16 loser?
    Bastard linked me to an unlisted craft of two graves, one tombstone with super ariliner or whatever their name is, the other blank and empty. Think they said something like "there's room for one more".
    When I asked them if it was a threat, they said something like "just a joke". Don't know why but that prevented me from reporting them.
    Goddamnit I shouldn't give in to these Schrodinger's Douchebags

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  • Publishing tool 1.2 years ago

    Oooh boy Jundroo is never gonna live this one down.
    @AndrewGarrison Publishing... tag when?

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  • Target 1.2 years ago

    This post started the brainrot

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.2 years ago

    I just realized, does this thing predate fuselage?

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  • I reached 100 Points! 1.2 years ago

    it took me like two and a half years to figure out forum posts lol

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  • Rocket-Propelled Shovel 1.2 years ago

    Soldier would like to know your location

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  • Disruptor moment! 1.2 years ago

    I’m gonna be real with you, I think you’ve stopped making tanks and have started making gods with the physical form of tanks.

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  • Root Beer 1.2 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Memories of those shitty root beer lolipops
    God I always hated those

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  • I've been fixed 1.2 years ago

    Oh cool anyways what's your new password?

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  • McDonnell Douglas Rambo Jutter F-7.5 C 1.2 years ago

    Poor crippled F-15 pray for fast recovery

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  • X 1.2 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP
    English pronunciation "rules" obligate me to state the following:
    Zwitter.
    I am sorry.

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  • Douglas X-3 Stiletto 1.2 years ago

    Looks like what you'd get if you asked a kindergartener to draw a fighter jet, just without the "pew-pew"s

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  • What's up 1.3 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii Discord 🤮
    Real chads use Simpleplanes.com as their first social media!
    I did, and look how great I turned out!
    :)

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  • Galina 1.5 years ago

    You are going to hell

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  • WINGSIRON KZ880 SUPER CARGO 1.5 years ago

    Single deck quadjets with turbofans hurt my brain
    It's too much power!

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  • 1 part PLAAF roundel label (Free to use) 1.5 years ago

    Ahh the military of the PRC
    Proof why some people should not be let anywhere near nomenclature.
    People's Liberation Army Navy Marine Corps

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  • NX-77 "Vengeance" 1.5 years ago

    OKAY!
    WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS LET THE SR-71 INTO THE TU-22 ENCLOSURE!?!?

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  • MT-LB-12 1.5 years ago

    Russia makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry
    Ukraine makes crappy technicals out of old Soviet weaponry, but cooler

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  • Magneto Clutch System MK4V7 PINKMAN 1.5 years ago

    ... okay, I'm not at my mac, and even still my mac wouldn't be able to handle this, but still:
    What.
    You people need to chill we don't need you to solve ftl travel or anything it's just a silly plane game like damn.
    looks fancy though. Tickles the "oooh eee tech" part of my monkey brain

    +3
  • AAC-11 Flying Aircraft Carrier 1.5 years ago

    Where's that one NCD meme about airships having a stronger aura than the B-2 Spirit?
    This fits.

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  • The Rectangle 1.5 years ago

    Mark Felton Intro starts playing

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  • Skip's Germ 1.5 years ago

    makes me want to wash my hands with soap and hot water for 20 seconds

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  • Baller Eclipse 1.6 years ago

    @NiteNiteNite (She ate 14.3 burritos then kicked a small child in the mouth)

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  • Welcome to the Party Boat! 1.6 years ago

    I can't wait to cut those balloons loose and watch them fly! It's the best part of any party!
    ...
    Why did gravity turn off?

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  • KLM "Orange Pride" Boeing 777-300ER 1.6 years ago

    "Who drank all the organge juice?"
    Boeing 777 with a suspiciously orange nose:

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  • stealth fuselage examples 1.6 years ago

    Interesting. I should try to find the time to download this.
    ...
    Yeah that' probably won't happen.
    Still, it's good to see someone attempting to demonstrate, even if I have no idea what exactly it IS.

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  • Painting [2] 1.6 years ago

    I'm impressed, admittedly, but I am afraid that I also must direct you to a patch of grass now, sir.

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  • Weisbrich A11 'Jester' 1.6 years ago

    @Thatguy2020 I am going to be completely honest with all of you (including the poster but they get a notification anyways so no tag needed), this thing looks like an American tech tree War Thunder premium aircraft in the 1.7-2.7 range, just going off appearance.

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  • ...a plane, I guess? 1.6 years ago

    History channel trying to convince bob and his tired wife that the pile of junk the Nazis left lying in a bombed-out factory was actually a super-secret wunderwaffe project that could've defeated the F-15:

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  • M1A109 Mobile Howitzer Goober 1.6 years ago

    -> Autistic SPG
    I bet you 15 Soian Dollars that this kind fellow will be appearing as the focus of some Russian propaganda soon.

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  • Nord 1500 1.6 years ago

    NordVPN

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  • Grumman F3F-1 1.6 years ago

    "i am phrongus"
    -The Phrongus actual

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  • IT-1 1.7 years ago

    oh it's that thing from the NATO test drive in war thunder.
    The ugly dome thing.
    God I always hated how it looked, sitting there, smug as everything bounced off the turret.
    You've perfectly captured its ugliness. Good job!

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  • JTS-15 MRF 1.7 years ago

    part count: yes
    damn my pathetically slow mac! This thing looks cool, damnit!

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  • Feeling guilty, misbehave, and betray. A farewell message, perhaps 1.7 years ago

    what a nice tiger.
    Also, Holocaust denial? In MY Simpleplanes?
    It's more likely than you think... for some godforsaken reason.
    Like that's a really fricken low bar.

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  • Vertigo Man- Slayer of Wasp Woman 1.7 years ago

    Gigachad Vertigo isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Gigachad Vertigo:

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  • USS Iowa BB 61 (WW2) 1.7 years ago

    Great White Fleet
    Yellower than my piss on New Years day

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  • Floatplane Tug 1.7 years ago

    @Samflugzeugpanzer
    hits clutch with the force of god

    +3
  • Petercopter 1.7 years ago

    this thing is infinitely more hot than that ridiculous "wasp woman" just above it

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