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  • Andrew GarriSUN 2.8 years ago

    @ManManTheWeaponsMan listen I’ll work on it when I get the chance but schoolwork is being shite atm, my condolences.

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  • Andrew GarriSUN 2.8 years ago

    @X99STRIKER I mean that wouldn’t be entirely wrong

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  • [PINNED] Markdown Formatting 2.9 years ago

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  • Grille 15 2.9 years ago

    ”When depleted of ammunition, the Grille-15’s long Cannon may double as a jousting spear”

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  • Flying Aircraft Carrier ''Birchwood Behemoth'' 2.9 years ago

    @Tookan if my phone could talk it would be constantly screaming
    Like the moment I load up SimplePlanes it’s just like “oH GOD C’mon not this shit again ffs”

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  • just a week away 2.9 years ago

    @BeastHunter no

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  • Amazon T-Shirt has a picture of a plane from simple planes. 3.0 years ago

    I also like how there’s two X-15’s on the shirt, one is labeled properly and the other is labeled as the SR-71 lmao

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  • Weird spiral plane 3.0 years ago

    Man if something like this was posted when Hypno-Planes were popular, people would be drooling over themselves lmao

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  • [FIXED] I'm having some issues with my Sukhoi. 3.0 years ago

    Try contacting GuyFolk, they’re the master of PSM’s in SimplePlanes. This SU-35 looks freakin awesome btw, probably one of the most detailed I’ve ever seen, and the warpaint is amazingly well done!

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  • Vertical Curvature for text 3.0 years ago

    Agreed

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  • Making Pulse Engine 3.0 years ago

    Really cool! The amount of stuff you can do with FT always surprises me.

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  • FV4005 Stage II Lancelot 3.0 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 🅱️ESH

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  • Messerschmitt Bf-109 W-10 LuftBalken 3.0 years ago

    The Mikoyan Marvel is back!

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  • Better Next Target 3.0 years ago

    Why yes Bandog, those fuel trucks are indeed filled with fuel.

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  • My take on the pyramid 3.1 years ago

    There’s so many good bits in this video, the Pyramid slamming back into the ground, the ADF hitting one of the convoy trucks as it lands, the Thrust Vectoring magic demonstrated inside the Pyramid as it took off, this is a great video.

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  • S U S 3.1 years ago

    Red 🔴 📛 sus 💦 💦. Red 🔴 🔴 suuuus. I 👁👄 👁 said 🤠🗣 💬👱🏿💦 red 👹 🔴, sus 💦 💦, hahahahaha 🤣 🤣. Why 🤔 🤔 arent you 👉😯 👈 laughing 😂 😂? I 👁🍊 👥 just made 👑 👑 a reference 👀👄🙀 👀👄🙀 to the popular 👍😁😂 😂 video 📹 📹 game 🎮 🎮 "Among 🇷🇴🎛 💰 Us 👨 👨"! How can you 👈 👈 not laugh 😂 😂 at it? Emergeny meeting 💯 🤝! Guys 👦 👨, this here guy 👨 👱🏻👨🏻 doesnt laugh 🤣 ☑😂😅 at my funny 😃😂 🍺😛😃 Among 💰 💰 Us 👨 👨 memes 🐸 😂! Lets 🙆 🙆 beat ✊👊🏻 😰👊 him 👴 👨 to death 💀💥❓ 💀! Dead 💀😂 ☠ body 💃 💃 reported ☎ 🧐! Skip 🐧 🏃🏼! Skip 🐧 🐧! Vote 🔝 🔝 blue 💙 💙! Blue 💙 💙 was not an impostor 😎 😠. Among 😂 🙆🏽🅰 us 👨 👨 in a nutshell 😠 😠 hahahaha 😂👌👋 😂. What?! Youre still 🤞🙌 🤞🙌 not laughing 😂 😂 your 👉 👉 ass 🍑 🅰 off 📴 📴☠? I 👁 👁 made 👑 👑 SEVERAL 💯 💯 funny 😀😂😛 😃❓ references 👀👄🙀 📖 to Among 💰 💑👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 Us 👨 🇺🇸 and YOU 👈🏼 😂👉🔥 STILL 🤞🙌 🙄 ARENT LAUGHING 😂 😂😎💦??!!! Bruh ⚠ 😳🤣😂. Ya 🙏🎼 🙀 hear 👂 👂 that? Wooooooosh 💦👽👾 💦👽👾. Whats 😦 😦 woooosh 🚁 🚁? Oh 🙀 🙀, nothing ❌ 🚫. Just the sound 👂 🔊 of a joke 😂 😂 flying ✈ ✈ over 😳🙊💦 🔁 your 👉 👉 head 💆 💆. Whats 😦 🤔 that? You 👈 👉 think 💭 💭 im 👌 💘 annoying 😠 😠? Kinda 🙅 🙅 sus 💦 💦, bro 👆 🌈☺👬. Hahahaha 😂 😂! Anyway 🔛 🔛, yea 😀 💯, gotta 👉 👉 go 🏃 🏃 do tasks ✔ 📋. Hahahaha 😂 😂!

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  • Convair F2Y ''SeaDart'' 3.1 years ago

    @pedro16797 ummm yeah put it back in experimental, this is exactly what that means; it was an experimental aircraft, designed as a test concept. It never became a true military craft, nor is it in any way a civilian craft. Just put it back in experimental, I don’t need this commingling with Cessna 172’s and Boeing 757’s. If for whatever the hell reason you can’t be bothered to put it in experimental, then atleast put it in the military tag. I hate to come off as rude, but WHY


    "for crazy wacky ideas, those that don't fall into any other reasonable category but that"
    Man if this isn’t crazy wacky to you then I’d love to see what you consider crazy wacky so I can replicate that too lol

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  • Spooky raven skeleton 3.1 years ago

    He m o n c h the moon

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  • I now miss the old SP 3.1 years ago

    Yeah, the graphics are different and it’s a little weird.

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  • Is anyone else getting huge lag spikes in the designer after the last update? 3.1 years ago

    Yeah! I’ve found that refreshing the game fixes this, but the spikes come back after 5-10 minutes of gameplay. Weirdly enough, there’s usually little to no lag at all in the actual world, yet the world is almost always laggier than the designer. Heck, the Devs even mentioned that they removed drag calculations in the designer to free up a little more FPS in a previous update!

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.1 years ago

    @Spenzerointernational that means the treatment is working

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  • Aerial refueling 3.1 years ago

    Probably more difficult in SP than irl, seeing how jittery SP’s controls can be lol. Atleast in real life, an aircraft will respond to your input smoothly and reliably, rather than you barely touch the stick and you’ve rolled 90° in one direction

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  • Everyone seemed to love the afterburners, sooooo..... 3.2 years ago

    I am looking directly at it

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  • Metal slug, Hermit tank 3.2 years ago

    Honestly I love the aesthetic of this thing, it looks like complete chaos, but it’s organized chaos

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  • Ocelot 3.2 years ago

    Super cool looking, you are quite the mysterious user. Only a few posts, all of which boast extremely high quality.


    He never speaks, descriptions empty. Only occasionally blessing the website with their creative expertise, they trot these vast lands, leaving astonishment and conspiracy in their wake.

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  • Bug 3.2 years ago

    Shock absorbers said no

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  • Some drawings 3.2 years ago

    @Wibbley 👉👈 I love bugs

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.2 years ago

    (song lyrics)

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  • Well, this has been quite a funny thing.. 3.2 years ago

    SP Builds with realistic damage models always surprise me.

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  • The Ripper 3.2 years ago

    Cool looking car, the paneling is a little rough here and there, slightly part inefficient. The skull hood ornament on front is nice looking, but the handling of the car could be better. It’s also very large, making it a little unorthodox to handle. Regardless, it’s nice work, and I hope you take my advice as constructive criticism, rather than me being a prick.

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  • Fortress coming home 3.2 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 I mean he already made the forum earlier and not only is this formatted the exact same way, even with the XML joke at the beginning, with the dragScale gag and the massScale gag, but it also has the same title too. Kinda the same situation with the “can you name them all” clogging the forums atm. It was fine with one post, cool in fact. But when 30 more are added to the forums, it gets repetitive and becomes a nuisance. And we don’t need the same thing happening with this forum post.

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  • working AI Carrier with reusable catapult, elevator and airplane recovery! 3.2 years ago

    This is really cool, I’ve never seen something like this in SP! The way you’ve used magnets to actually accelerate and decelerate aircrafts is absolutely genius, and the actual functioning elevators are wonderfully done! I will say, there are a couple notable bugs, for instance the elevators are a little jiggly, which can sometimes make it difficult to actually use them properly. Additionally, the magnets that operate the arresting wires sometimes don’t work properly, and they don’t snag onto the aircraft effectively. Other than that, this is, what I feel, the next step towards even better player-made aircraft carriers, your concepts here are amazing, all they need is a little refining and polishing, and this could become a seriously impressive feat. of SimplePlanes engineering! I’ll have to spotlight this tomorrow, as I’ve hit my limit unfortunately.


    The community needs to see this!

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  • SPVR - Gator 3.2 years ago

    @Random04 honestly, between the 500mph hot air balloon AFP95 enthusiasts, the people in AC-Series aircrafts completely obliterating everything in a 20 mile radius, and the occasional guy playing as something ridiculously massive, a SimplePlanes VR-Chat combination could be potentially hilarious.

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  • SimplePlanes AI Is Good 3.2 years ago

    Fun fact, if you spawn in multiple AI’s on Aggressive Mode, there’s a chance that they’ll actually start attacking each other, rather than the player, which can make for some fun but intended allying if you and another AI are both attacking the same target.

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  • ALX-02 Advanced Atealth Air Optimization Aircraft "Shirayuki" publicity video 3.3 years ago

    This thing is a sexy beast, I absolutely love it!

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  • Nassassin's Float Plane 3.3 years ago

    j o i n t h e s p o t l i g h t t r a i n

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  • Pro.1134B Misslie Crusier 3.3 years ago

    @Tookan no, although that could be fun...

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  • Ad: Suspension 3.3 years ago

    In terms of mechanics, when it comes to satisfying machinery, almost nothing compares to a good set of tank tracks. Very smooth suspension movement!

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  • KV-2 Shoot and Dies 3.3 years ago

    boing

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  • WOW: How to get points fast 3.3 years ago

    @hjonk abbreviation for a user here named KnightOfRen. They kinda abused the upvote system to get to platinum rank incredibly fast, by having all of their friends irl, on social media, or other means of communication, upvote their creations. Meaning they could make a shite plane in less than 20 minutes, but each shoddily done craft of theirs would score like 30 upvotes, regardless of the build quality. This ended up causing a helluva lot of drama, much of it the entire SP Community regrets, and I can’t imagine KoR doesn’t regret it either. Since then, he has since improved both his morals and his build quality, and typically gets a more realistic amount of upvotes on his posts.

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  • I Supposed To make This UFO. 3.3 years ago

    @AN2Felllla hehe yeah, explains the Black Triangle UFO sightings. It was all most likely the TR-3B being piloted by an idiot who forgot to cloak the damn thing before testing lol

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    @Shoukaku don’t worry, never gonna happen.

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  • 1:1 Nail 3.3 years ago

    Put it in some water, allow it to rust for a bit. Fix it to a piece of wooden railing, repeat until satisfied. Now you have a Tetanus Bludgeon, enjoy!

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  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 3.3 years ago

    Oh and sorry for more than one comment, but I’d also like the Dev Console button to be a more easily accessible feature; basically when you load into the world, it should be in the top right corner, like the menu button is in the top left. Upon pressing it, it does all the same stuff as normal, except it’s just much easier to access. You could turn it on and off in quality settings or game settings while in the world, designer, or the menu screen.

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  • Flying iPhone 3.3 years ago

    FlyPhone

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  • am i quit from simpleplanes? 3.4 years ago

    Am I talking to me?

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  • German Corsair ii 3.4 years ago

    Atleast you can’t really get mad at this one, it’s actually well made this time

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  • I am a new UFO maker 3.4 years ago

    @AN2Felllla YEA I NOTICED IT TOO LMAO

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  • the UFO of the Frederick Valentich Case 3.4 years ago

    This is great! It’s fun to see what people do with the UFO Flight Module I made, can’t say I’ve heard of this UFO before either. It certainly has an interesting story behind it, I may have to do some further research, as it’s indeed intriguing.

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