5,042 Gluck Comments

  • and this is where we say goodbye to the legendary Sadboye12 3.4 years ago

    Goodbye to an absolute legend. Sadboye12 was probably the only thing that made me boot up this game for a while. Their creations were absolutely beautiful, at the peak of function, and somehow still with low part counts. I'm sorry to see them go, but glad they're moving on to better things and tools. SimplePlanes never quite did their visions justice.

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  • Forum 3.4 years ago

    Guys it's a forum

  • This post is to my brother but if you want to read it you can. 3.4 years ago

    Once, when the emperor was about to rise from his sleep, a dead crow appeared on his pillow; his anger was so great that he made a gesture of anger, and when the empress heard it, she left the bed immediately, and was never seen or heard of again.

    Source:
    Gill, Joseph, and Michael E. Kink. Dictionnaire de l'occurence en Américain: La découverte de la mort de Dieu. Translated Texts and Studies, vol. 6. Washington, DC: American Library Association, 1993

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  • Secrets of SP Aerofoils unlocked (in more detail) 3.4 years ago

    simpleplanes lore

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  • STOP Abusing the Challenge Tag 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 Bruh
    Right just gonna build a bunker in Hawaii, right at the coordinates identified as "Poopoo"

  • Help needed! Firing Custom Missile Delay 3.4 years ago

    @GeneralHammond lol sorry I haven't responded, yeah it's kind of an annoying input conflict. I'd advise checking out some other builds to see what they've done. Alternatively you could opt for my dumb idea of adding an extra invisible engine inside the missile, which would exert a quick forward propulsion during the main missile's ignition delay, giving the impression of a ballistic launch? Activation might be weird to set up and it might go into the realm of funky trees, but it'd (probably?) work.

  • Help needed! Firing Custom Missile Delay 3.4 years ago

    @GeneralHammond I'll check it out when I get home

  • Help needed! Firing Custom Missile Delay 3.4 years ago

    Wait so are the missiles missile-propelled or engine propelled

  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 3.4 years ago

    Pregnancy rates can be calculated by the following formula: P(pregnancy | probability) = 1 - (1 - p(pregnancy | probability) ) / p(pregnancy)
    Pregnancy frequencies are the frequency of pregnancy, P(pregnancy | probability) = 1 - (1 - p(pregnancy | probability) ) / p(pregnancy)
    Now we can calculate the probability of getting pregnant in an average month.
    P(average | pregnancy) = (1-p(average | pregnancy))) / (1-P(average | pregnancy))
    This is the probability of getting pregnant in an average month. The probability of getting pregnant in an average month is 1/6.
    P(average | pregnancy) = 1/6
    P(pregnancy | pregnancy) = 1/6
    If we're very unlucky, we have a 1/6 chance of getting pregnant.

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  • Im f*cking r*tard*d 3.4 years ago

    s***u*****s***

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  • It just gets better 3.4 years ago

    @Dathcha I stand corrected

  • What should I build? 3.4 years ago

    @KnightOfRen may as well try lmao

  • What should I build? 3.4 years ago

    @KnightOfRen yeah there is, it's just kinda painful to fine-tune the count with the sheer amount of lag

  • It just gets better 3.4 years ago

    Ravenfield modders really just taking stuff without permission lol
    Given how pissy they get at the mere notion of someone decompiling their badly coded and overmodelled mk18 cum gun I'd at least thought they'd ask

  • What should I build? 3.4 years ago

    @KnightOfRen I might try 50k part
    It's difficult to get precise counts because it's so damn laggy so I'm mostly reduced to making the mouse motion for sticking on a subassembly, then waiting five minutes for another 10k parts to load in lol
    As for breaking the site it returns an error if you use more than 5 code blocks on each side, other than that idk

  • Future Aircraft Challenge 3.4 years ago

    "you must have created 15 aircrafts to enter"
    I've have eight public but have deleted around 20, is this permissible?
    If so I will be entering

  • Literal U-Boat 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 among us vore

  • Literal U-Boat 3.4 years ago

    This is the second stupidest thing I've seen all day, fking gold

  • Fuji 3.5 years ago

    why there no nokia version :(

    +3
  • SimplePlanes to SimpleRockets 2 craft converter 3.5 years ago

    god I remember there used to be a blender to SP converter
    what I wouldn't give for that to exist again

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @Shoukaku it only appears when you load all the comments
    count is at 2030 currently

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  • I love stolen intellectual property! 3.6 years ago

    If Bernie Sanders is not gay, then I will be.

  • Why the cri-cri is a better plane than the Rafale 3.6 years ago

    Aviation fans arguing over whether the 1984 fuckshit 420 or the teenage mutant baguette plane can massacre more civilians with napalm

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  • 25,079 part Tutorial Plane 3.6 years ago

    @TheGliderGuy "buy" implies legality (I have been advised not to continue this further)

  • 25,079 part Tutorial Plane 3.6 years ago

    @deyeli123 this plane may not run well (it might even cause the game to crash!)

  • For all the Slivki Show Fans :( 3.6 years ago

    stefan the hamster

  • Why Does Rafale Even Exist? 3.6 years ago

    TIFU by trying to make my dad's old friend's dog poop coffee.

    It's like trying to make dog poop coffee. So my dad is one of those older-style "old" friends he has who's very rich and has a large family. He gets invited to some of his family's parties and I live with him so I'm usually around him and his friends. So we're having dinner at this party with around 40 people and I'm sitting at the table. One of his friends is asking for some drinks and my dad is looking at me with this "I think you want some" look. I reply "No I don't want your drink, I'm having a cigarette" and look at him with that "I'm not an irritant at you're house" look. He tells me that I should really consider having a cigarette since, he's going to be going home later with another friend. He then proceeds to tell me that he asked this guy if he could give him the dog's poop to smoke in and that he should take it with him, like, for free. I'm like, okay. My dad's friend is a super nice guy so I thought he would be okay with it. But I still wasn't sure. He goes to his car and comes back with a bottle of water and a plastic bag. He's like, "Here, take this". So I open the plastic bag and there's my dog pooping out of it. He's saying, "What the hell do you mean? How do you know he's pooped that much?" So I'm just like, "Dude, he's just pooped!" I don't know how my mind went there.
    TL;DR: Tried to make my dad's friend's dog poop coffee and my dad's friend is like, "What the hell do you mean I'm going to have to give you some free crap?"

  • 25,079 part Tutorial Plane 3.6 years ago

    @MintLynx I think so, but I expect a weird old build with 69420 parts or something to be dredged up soon.

  • 25,079 part Tutorial Plane 3.6 years ago

    @TheGliderGuy surprisingly ok actually, I hadn't really figured out the upper limit of it in terms of SP creations, so this was kind of a foray into that. It became really unplayable at around 15k parts tho.

  • 25,079 part Tutorial Plane 3.6 years ago

    @210100 that would be funny I think

  • Commander Cody (Order 66) 3.6 years ago

    The archives are now complete

  • The world is getting boring nowadays. 3.6 years ago

    SpaceX has made reusable rocket boosters, there is literally a division of the US military called the Space Force, and we've just landed a rover on Mars, not to mention the emerging corporate/international space race.

    There's always interesting stuff when you look for it.

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  • What should I build? 3.6 years ago

    @Chancey21 Hey, nobody's stopping you :)

  • What should I build? 3.6 years ago

    @AN2Felllla Ha, yeah. The aesthetic does really fit with them.

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    there are five new posts on a comment you are following

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    @NightmareCorporation quickly, spam messages to bury them below the comment limit

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  • Dogfight Tournament Sign Up 3.7 years ago

    cum eaters is not a funny team name

    Literally 1984

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    @KnightOfRen 😳sussy😳😳

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.7 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360 debate: milk, cereal, or bowl first?

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  • FV-RA 03 Nemesis 3.7 years ago

    @Sadboye12 Eesh, no idea. Not particularly into SP right now, but I've got a couple of WIPs I could theoretically polish up.
    Awesome build btw

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  • Simple Planes 2 3.8 years ago

    This would probably require extensive work, but something I would like to see is the ability to command spawned planes. This could be a part of a story mode and sandbox.
    You could orchestrate dogfights and battles, stealth missions, transports and convoys, and lots of other stuff. It'd add a lot more replayability past finishing the hypothetical story mode.

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    Me @FartyBob

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  • Can we please stop promoting Discord servers? 3.8 years ago

    Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (p/12 to 5p/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0?x p/12 | 7p/12 5p/12 | 11p/12 ?(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10?)) * cF ? = distance on hypotenuse (meters) F = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * ß (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)] 'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spatial relativity.

    The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 ß (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05. Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(?) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; F (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as ß * 2.2? , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations. In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0?x minmax? (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cF [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + p/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5p/12 ]. The viable F field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    c @HellouUnt

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  • What are the discord servers? 3.8 years ago

    Stib Theebwick

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    @SkyIer (oobleckly) yesn't

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    @SkyIer 1875 comments total

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.8 years ago

    Your name is Jhon. You are an email scammer. Your boss will kill if you do not
    produce 600$ by the end of the week. you have been running this scam for a year
    now and have made enough money to live on, but its all going to be gone in a
    few days

    go to meeting with boss

    you decide that you need to get out of here as soon as possible so you head over
    to the boss' office. he tells you that he has no idea what you're talking about
    and that you should just leave right now

    go postal

    You walk into his office and open up his mail box. there it is! the money! he
    must have sent it to you. you rush back to his office and tell him how much
    he's making and how much he can make from other people

    scam your boss

    You tell him that if he doesn't stop being a jerk, you'll report him to the police.
    He seems very surprised by this suggestion and says that he won't do anything
    because he's too scared of getting fired

    impersonate his dead sister to get the money out of him

    You take some money out of the bank and put it in your pocket. Then you pretend
    to be her and say "I'm sorry I couldn't come through for you today". She looks
    at you like she wants to cry but then she realizes that you're not really her
    and walks away

    .

    You run out of the bank and down the street to where you saw the car parked.
    You look inside and see a man sitting in the driver's seat. He sees you and
    gets out of the car. He looks at you and asks if you want to rob him or something

    say “Sure. Why not?”

    "Sure," you reply. The man takes the money and drives off. You continue on your
    way.

    go to his house

    You drive around looking for his house. Eventually you find it and park near
    it. You wait until nightfall and sneak in. You break into his house and steal
    a bunch of stuff. You throw most of them out when you realize they don't belong
    to you anymore

    impersonate his fetus

    You take a pregnancy test and it comes back positive. You immediately start crying
    and sobbing uncontrollably. You know that you shouldn't be doing this, but you
    feel like you've been given an ultimatum. Either you kill yourself or you kill
    the baby

    wtf

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  • Player Power 3.8 years ago

    Mildly disturbing to think of what trackpad users are gonna have to work with